Large Hadron Collider is broken

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Large Hadron Collider is broken

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A small mammal has sabotaged the world's most powerful scientific instrument.

The Large Hadron Collider, a 17-mile superconducting machine designed to smash protons together at close to the speed of light, went offline overnight. Engineers investigating the mishap found the charred remains of a furry creature near a gnawed-through power cable.
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It seems that Cyber Squirrel Ops have claimed another high value target.
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Transient wrote:It seems that Cyber Squirrel Ops have claimed another high value target.
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read this earlier, poor weasel got it bad
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he died for science
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He's with the Flying Spaghetti Monster, now...
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weasel had such a large hardon it got sucked into a black hole
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maybe it was geoff, but he's already in a black hole, dang
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SoM wrote:weasel had such a large hardon it got sucked into a black hole
alas, the media never report the true story
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