Lol Ted Cruz...

[scared?]

Nice knowing chump... Typical Christian dipshit...

http://www.conservativeoutfitters.com/b ... ex-scandal

[scared?]

Uh yeah it's over... Couldn't happen to a nicer guy...

http://theconservativetreehouse.com/201 ... z-affairs/

[Eraser]

Like a House of Cards episode yeah? He could use his own Doug and Seth right now I reckon

[Eraser]

The shitty thing about this way of reporting is that it no longer matters if it's true or not: the damage is already done. And not just to Cruz himself, if any of the alleged mistresses have been misidentified by teh interwebs then they are marked for life as well.

[seremtan]

"marked for life" - as someone who let Ted Cruz get his clammy, creepy hands on them

[mrd]

Ted Cruz is a reptilian shape-shifter if I ever saw one, god damn.

[plained]

geez ey u dont say?

wouldnt the current logic dictate to ostracize all who supported him?

[Transient]

Yeah, this is slimy for everyone involved. Slimy journalism, slimy politicians, slimy coverup.

[Eraser]

wouldnt the current logic dictate to ostracize all who supported him?

To be fair, nobody knew about this. I bet this is carrier ending for him now

[plained]

uh plenty of people new.

the very first second i seen him...

lyin ted

[scared?]

John Edwards, Tiger, Jesse Jackson... Partially showing the women involved... They got the goods on him... He's toast...

[seremtan]

carrier ending

he has his own aircraft carrier?

shiiiiiiiieeeeeet

[Eraser]

Yeah, the USS Shitbag

[scared?]

Anonymous is giving him until 11:11PM on Sunday to come clean or else...

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/03 ... ald-trump/

...

[xer0s]

Isn't Ted from Texas?

[scared?]

Yeah... He's the guy I voted against...

[seremtan]

The only thing @TedCruz eats is in between the legs of the prostitute he was with

no amount of mental scrubbing can remove that image

[DooMer]

One of them is apparently Katrina Pierson who is TERRIBLE.

[xer0s]

Terrible, but fairly attractive. Reptilian Teddy slithered all over that ass...

[losCHUNK]

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RIP fatman