Time for a new project... Defeating cancer...

[obsidian]

Dr. Dick Chopp

[scared?]

No way... He probably caused the mass to grow in the first place... Maybe I should sue him?...

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

I tried to tell you geoff. I was the only one who cared about your ball.

[seremtan]

Dr. Dick Chopp

ha ha that guy

[plained]

so good news rihght on!

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

feel any lighter?

[QuakeSteve]

Deez Nuts 2016

Make America Great Again

[PhoeniX]

I guess now's a good time to post

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Watch from 1.55

[seremtan]

or perhaps not such a great time

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[PhoeniX]

Fixed. Nothing to see here.

[seremtan]

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

[scared?]

So here's the deal chumps...

Got the results back and...................,.........,.................................................................................etc...

No cancer but sperm granuloma... So if u Google that u will see I prolly have an excellent malpractice case against the urologist who performed the vasectomy. So I'll be looking into that...

Tldr?.. Doctor are morons and I'm immortal... ...

[xer0s]

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

Only a SUPREME moron lets a doctor take his ball for no good reason.

Sounds like you have 2 malpractice suits plus a great civil suit against yourself for being a world class idiot.

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

This must be a sub-category in the Darwin awards

[scared?]

Actually he probably could needed to take it anyways because it had gotten so big they usually have to do an orchiectomy at that point...

[scared?]

3 cm sperm granuloma... I win... ...

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

i'm so thankful that i don't live in a country with a third world medical system...

[Captain]

Yeah, Canada's closer to second world.

[scared?]

Fuck yeah... Sue everybody!...

[losCHUNK]

Sperm cell granuloma (also termed epididymitis nodosa) is a benign lesion that can occur in the scrotum. They can particularly occur in those with a prior vasectomy (occurs after vasectomy in up to 40% of patients 2).

Are you for fucking real ?, srsly ?.

a 40% chance it could be that and you opt for the chop ?

[losCHUNK]

Treatment is pumping steroids into it n all, I mean it's great you're gonna live n all that but I'd be furious. Shit, I am furious and it's not even my bollock.

[Eraser]

a 40% chance it could be that and you opt for the chop ?

Statistics are a really difficult thing. I'd stay away from it if I were you.

[Eraser]

Really glad to hear it's not cancer Geoff
It also makes making jokes about your missing nut a lot more ethically sound.