Time for a new project... Defeating cancer...

[xer0s]

If anyone mentions this on my Facebook prepare for me making a visit to your residence to throw u the beating of your lifetime... Got it?...

Where's lawl when we need him?

[scared?]

I destroyed him off the internet... Charles won't be back...

[Don Carlos]

Texas; Suns out plums out mentality. And this is what happens....

Good luck bro x

[scared?]

Just had the ultrasound.. Some chick playing with my balls for 30 minutes. I'm sure she was in heaven.... Anyways... Going back to doctor tomorrow 10:30am to find out if I lose my ball for sure... Meh...

[shaft]

They don't do biopsies on balls... They just cut that shit out then test for cancer. But it's almost always cancer. Seminomas are more common and less aggressive, nonseminomas are the morons...

more proof we never went to the moon

[vesp]

sakes... here's hoping all goes well geoff - kick cancer in the balls

[xer0s]

Just had the ultrasound.. Some chick playing with my balls for 30 minutes. I'm sure she was in heaven.... Anyways... Going back to doctor tomorrow 10:30am to find out if I lose my ball for sure... Meh...

Did you chub up?

[scared?]

Homo alert ^^^!...

[scared?]

Whose the moron playing me in WWF with the name LolcancerL?...

[obsidian]

Testicular cancer: It takes balls to fight it.

Get well, best of luck.

[xer0s]

How'd the doctor appointment go?

[scared?]

I'm in room now. He grabbed my nuts again to test for pain. He said the mass is in a spot where an infection would be but Im not having the expected pain if it was an infection. Blood test came up negative. He thinks I should remove it so the surgery is on Monday. I'm sure I just have a high threshold for pain and it's just an infection but oh well.... Might as well take it out just to be safe.. Extra nuts are for morons anyways...

[YourGrandpa]

You're already nuts enough.

Good luck.

[xer0s]

Will you replace it with a prosthetic?

[shaft]

Who thinks we should ban this moron if it's not cancer?

[scared?]

If I lose a nut and it's not cancer I'll be more pissed than having cancer... It better be cancer!...

[losCHUNK]

If it's an infection can't they just like... load your ball up with antibiotics and see what it does by Monday ?, or someshit.

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

Blood test came up negative. He thinks I should remove it so the surgery is on Monday.

seems legit

[scared?]

If it's an infection can't they just like... load your ball up with antibiotics and see what it does by Monday ?, or someshit.

No they load u up on antibiotics and wait two months cuz that's how long it takes. But if it's cancer it's had two months to spread...

[scared?]

Blood test came up negative. He thinks I should remove it so the surgery is on Monday.

seems legit

Blood tests are only 50% accurate. Negative can still mean cancer but does mean less likely it has spread if so that's good.

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

Blood tests are only 50% accurate. Negative can still mean cancer but does mean less likely it has spread if so that's good.

what is the point of a 50% accurate test? might as well flip a coin and go with that...

jesus you and your medical system are dumb

[losCHUNK]

I'm guessing it could be used more as confirmation, but yea, seems the treatment is the same either way :/

Good news though, I guess :/. What's the recovery like ?

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

DUDE. You are giving up your ball pretty easily imo.

[losCHUNK]

What happened to the cutting it out then testing it n all ?, did I miss a post ?

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

cutting out his ball is the plan chunk