News Of The Weird(01/31/16)

[Doombrain]

What's not nice? - Your house.

You don't like the look? - Does anyone?

I'm sorry it's not a European style house with stone archways, multi-peaked roof lines and brick facades - You mean the houses and buildings that have stood for centuries, many longer than your country has existed including my family home.

But this isn't Europe. This is Florida - One's a continent, the other a state. Also, sorry but i can't help that.
where homes have to be built with structural integrity as a key design requirement - because it's huge shithole.
High peaked roofs and spanning openings are big no nos when you're dealing with the high winds we get around here - More like cheap to build, quick to demolish.

[Doombrain]

8 fucking pages

I'm only doing it to see when he stops, because he can't.

He HAS to respond, the only thing that stops him is the RAGE QUIT.

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

We don't need hurricanes for winds to get 50/60+ mph.

50-60 mph winds do not put houses at risk. try again you spud looking gump

[scared?]

That house is 3000 square feet? U including garage and porch space? Cuz that' doesn't count...

[scared?]

He HAS to respond, the only thing that stops him is the RAGE QUIT.

Speaking of rage quitting.. I got that dipshit lawl donkey to rage quit words with friends. I think the final tally was 85-63... TOTAL DOMINATION!...

[YourGrandpa]

that would have been my second guess

pleb status confirmed

Sad you have no house to paint. I understand.

[YourGrandpa]

I'm only doing it to see when he stops, because he can't.

He HAS to respond, the only thing that stops him is the RAGE QUIT.

Translation: Maybe I'll say he has to respond in hopes he'll quit making me look foolish for saying dumb shit.

[YourGrandpa]

We don't need hurricanes for winds to get 50/60+ mph.

50-60 mph winds do not put houses at risk. try again you spud looking gump

Did I say it would?

[YourGrandpa]

That house is 3000 square feet? U including garage and porch space? Cuz that' doesn't count...

We've been over this already.

[YourGrandpa]

This thread will die like all the rest without me.

[Captain]

This is Florida, where homes have to be built with structural integrity as a key design requirement.

[scared?]

That house is 3000 square feet? U including garage and porch space? Cuz that' doesn't count...

We've been over this already.

I vaguely remember... So do u count the garage and porches?...

[Doombrain]

We don't need hurricanes for winds to get 50/60+ mph.

50-60 mph winds do not put houses at risk. try again you spud looking gump

But but built with structural integrity as a key design requirement?

[YourGrandpa]

Your reading comprehension has got you in trouble again, Dwarfbrain.

[YourGrandpa]

I vaguely remember... So do u count the garage and porches?...

Yes. It's 2,400 under air and a total of 3,000 under roof.

[Doombrain]

Your reading comprehension has got you in trouble again, Dwarfbrain.

Not at all. 50-60mph winds bro. Mad stuff. In fact I believe they all live underground in Scotland.

[YourGrandpa]

^Moron alert.

[Doombrain]

Posting something.

[seremtan]

We don't need hurricanes for winds to get 50/60+ mph.

we're getting 50-60mph winds here tomorrow

better go paint my house the colour of pus and throw some lava rock in the flower beds

[Doombrain]

[scared?]

Yes. It's 2,400 under air and a total of 3,000 under roof.

So it's 2,400 sqft. It would be nice to claim I live in a 4,800 sqft house. But reality says it's only 3,500 sqft... Cuz nobody includes garages, porches, unfinished basements etc as square footage... U can't just make up your own rules here...

[YourGrandpa]

You mean to tell me no one is interested in total square footage when they're buying a home? Must be a Texas thing.

[xer0s]

Moron alert?...

[scared?]

You mean to tell me no one is interested in total square footage when they're buying a home? Must be a Texas thing.

When homes are appraised, unfinished basements, unheated or uncooled areas, garages etc arent counted as square footage. This is what realtors go by and these guidelines have always been used by ppl when describing the size of their houses. Now u come along and pretend it hasn't been this way so ur house doesn't sound small. Kinda gay... Grow up Mr. Tinyhouse...

[YourGrandpa]

There have been and always will be two measures of a home. Under air and under roof. I suggest you contact your real estate salesman for more information.