
The real tanmaster...
The real tanmaster...
Went to the dermatologist today... Got nitrous blasted in various spots on the arms, neck and face for precancerous growths due to sun exposure.... Doctor was impressed with my tan even for winter and told me to take it easy... Sounds like I win hands down...
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Nitrous blasted for precancerous spots, lol what a pathetic tanning nub. You obviously don't have my advanced tanning genetics. 

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scared? wrote:Went to the dermatologist today... Got nitrous blasted in various spots on the arms, neck and face for precancerous growths due to sun exposure.... Doctor was impressed with my tan even for winter and told me to take it easy... Sounds like I win hands down......

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Retard posts about his "precancerous growths due to sun exposure".......
Claims his domination over every one else.
Retard fails to see his failure.
Death will be shriveled and long as he poops in diapers and piss's in a colostomy bag.
His Final DOMINATION.
Open your eyes ya dimwit. You fail on every level. Including Quake 3.
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Claims his domination over every one else.
Retard fails to see his failure.
Death will be shriveled and long as he poops in diapers and piss's in a colostomy bag.
His Final DOMINATION.
Open your eyes ya dimwit. You fail on every level. Including Quake 3.
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i like how ForM drops by every once in a while just to get geoff's attention
it reminds me of the way mazda does the same trying to get mine
it reminds me of the way mazda does the same trying to get mine

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Form has a major crush on me... Understandable...
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Spazduh is a complete waste of time. He never has anything productive, interesting or funny to say. I surprised anyone still pays him any mind.seremtan wrote:i like how ForM drops by every once in a while just to get geoff's attention
it reminds me of the way mazda does the same trying to get mine
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Yeah he does seem to have a bit of a crush.scared? wrote:Form has a major crush on me... Understandable......
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So you do gwamps, following geoff around trying to be buddy buddy with him all the time. Tell me, are you afraid of plained as your major competition?
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Just because I'm not a ridiculously jealous dipshit that hates on every one of his posts, doesn't make me his buddy. At least he's funny and real. Which make him way more interesting than the majority of posters here. Besides, I hit him from time to time when I feel it's warranted.
Quit being such a jealous nerd and maybe your secret fantasy of having Goof as your best besty will come true.
Quit being such a jealous nerd and maybe your secret fantasy of having Goof as your best besty will come true.
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Calm down, Ian.
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You're on this forum 24/7 skeletan, it's hard to take a step without your tongue up my assseremtan wrote:i like how ForM drops by every once in a while just to get geoff's attention
it reminds me of the way mazda does the same trying to get mine

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Are you purposely this unfunny?Doombrain wrote:Calm down, Ian.
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Takeaways from this thread:
Geoff's so old he's getting liverspots.
'skeletan'
Geoff's so old he's getting liverspots.

'skeletan'

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Gotten to.YourGrandpa wrote:Just because I'm not a ridiculously jealous dipshit that hates on every one of his posts, doesn't make me his buddy. At least he's funny and real. Which make him way more interesting than the majority of posters here. Besides, I hit him from time to time when I feel it's warranted.
Quit being such a jealous nerd and maybe your secret fantasy of having Goof as your best besty will come true.
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You sure are, chump.
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no u
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I can just see it now... Lawl get his ass kicked by gramps... Tries to play it off with a hand shake and gramps delivers the fatal blow to end it....
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Grow up.
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That's a pretty classy way of drinking coffee.
I can't stand ice, I'd have fallen over within the first second.
I can't stand ice, I'd have fallen over within the first second.
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cool story bro.
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