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The little dipshit is having a baby in April.. Don't tell him the kid is really mine.. It might crush his soul... Welcome to the meaning of life chump...
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RIP
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Should I periscope the birth?
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shaft wrote:RIP
That's what I told him...
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Flex Donkey wrote:Should I periscope the birth?
baby POV

be the first
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Do yourself a favor and don't watch the birth.
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I won't. I'm told it's like watching your favourite pub burn to the ground.
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lmao
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LOL
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shaft wrote:Do yourself a favor and don't watch the birth.
You're such a pussy
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All the "crushing 10s" bullshit was just that, bullshit.
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He said his girlfriend is okay with him crushing 10s as long as she gets to join in sometimes... And the Pope is Jewish...
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you know where to get dad advise!

Geoff!
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it is about time!
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YourGrandpa wrote:All the "crushing 10s" bullshit was just that, bullshit.
Wow, you cracked the code
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Doombrain wrote: Wow, you cracked the code
I was stating the obvious, dopey.
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80% chance he will shake the baby to death in frustration within 6 months... Probably right after his woman tells him they can't afford the motorcycle anymore... :olo: ...
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YourGrandpa wrote:
Doombrain wrote: Wow, you cracked the code
I was stating the obvious, dopey.
I don't think so. We all nail 10s compared to you, Flabber the Block.
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YourGrandpa wrote:All the "crushing 10s" bullshit was just that, bullshit.
I smash 10's, not crush them. Your ex-wife divorces 3's.
scared? wrote:He said his girlfriend is okay with him crushing 10s as long as she gets to join in sometimes... And the Pope is Jewish...
Awww you're jealous of my amazing sex life, cute. Not everyone can have their cake and eat it too like me chump, don't be mad.
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Doombrain wrote:I don't think so. We all nail 10s compared to you, Flabber the Block.
You've never nailed a 10 compared to anything, frumpy bicycle nerd.
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Flex Donkey wrote:I like to pretend things...
Now you're smashing nothing for sure. :olo:
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Calm down, Brain. It's just the Internet.
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YourGrandpa wrote:
Flex Donkey wrote:I like to pretend things...
Now you're smashing nothing for sure. :olo:
A quote edit and a reply that doesn't make sense, you're really turning up the heat.
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Doombrain wrote:Calm down, Brain. It's just the Internet.
We know Dominic. Everyone's calm. Maybe you should join us.
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Flex Donkey wrote:you're really turning up the heat.
No one is turning up the heat on your end.
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You're upset about others having a family after you've just spent Christmas by yourself. You gonna be ok lonely guy?
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