Let's talk trash

Post by **Fjoggs** » Fri May 13, 2005 6:43 pm

Ever gotten 'busted' while giving a lady the tour downstairs?
(for the slower ones, while you were doing her)

Yeah shit thread, but I'm bored.

Post by **Tormentius** » Fri May 13, 2005 7:04 pm

Yup, a few different times

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Fri May 13, 2005 7:05 pm

*taps his babelfish*

Post by **bitWISE** » Fri May 13, 2005 8:40 pm

Post by **Pext** » Fri May 13, 2005 8:41 pm

busted... by whom?

Post by **SplishSplash** » Fri May 13, 2005 8:56 pm

No, but her neighbours like to watch.

Post by **R00k** » Fri May 13, 2005 9:53 pm

Busted? You mean while cheating?

No.

Post by **saturn** » Fri May 13, 2005 9:55 pm

somebody was watching us on the moonlit beach. Ah well, the sand was reaching her inner-areas anyway.

Post by **R00k** » Fri May 13, 2005 9:59 pm

Eeeewwww. Gritty. Pain.

Post by **Fjoggs** » Fri May 13, 2005 10:08 pm

No, not cheating. Let's call it 'interrupted' instead.

Post by **eepberries** » Fri May 13, 2005 10:08 pm

saturn wrote:somebody was watching us on the moonlit beach. Ah well, the sand was reaching her inner-areas anyway.

:icon28: Ouch.

As for me, I have never given a tour downstairs. But whatever, I'm young enough that it's probably a good thing anyway.

Post by **Fjoggs** » Fri May 13, 2005 10:13 pm

Cough, it happened to me today you see

Just heard the door opening up, then nothing, and suddenly *slam*

Took a 'lil break after that.

Post by **saturn** » Fri May 13, 2005 10:13 pm

R00k wrote:Eeeewwww. Gritty. Pain.

it wasn't inside yet, but her thighs were getting sandy and the grinding sound became almost too bear :icon32:

Post by **saturn** » Fri May 13, 2005 10:13 pm

Fjoggs wrote:Cough, it happened to me today you see
Just heard the door opening up, then nothing, and suddenly *slam*
Took a 'lil break after that.

what did your mum say :icon28:

Post by **Fjoggs** » Fri May 13, 2005 10:15 pm

Wasn't mine, was her. Was before school, so we left kinda silent, and when she got home, her mom was unusually happy.
I mean, jesus -wtf- christ.

Post by **Pext** » Sat May 14, 2005 2:18 am

Fjoggs wrote:No, not cheating. Let's call it 'interrupted' instead.

coitus interuptus? sounds like a plan.

Post by **Scourge** » Sat May 14, 2005 2:29 am

Fjoggs wrote:Wasn't mine, was her. Was before school, so we left kinda silent, and when she got home, her mom was unusually happy.
I mean, jesus -wtf- christ.

Maybe she got some inspiration from it.