Apple Computers are evil and promote Godless evolution

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Thu May 05, 2005 4:44 pm

But there are even darker undertones to this company than most are aware of. Consider the name of the company and its logo: an apple with a bite taken out of it. This is clearly a reference to the Fall, when Adam and Eve were tempted with an apple by the serpent. It is now Apple Computers offering us temptation, thereby aligning themselves with the forces of darkness

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Post by **obsidian** » Thu May 05, 2005 5:36 pm

LOL!

I'm contemplating getting this as a new avatar:

Post by **Freakaloin** » Thu May 05, 2005 5:38 pm

SATAN...and the fires of hell...awaits...

Post by **seremtan** » Thu May 05, 2005 6:04 pm

Show us AIDS evolving into a cat -- which is essentially the Evolutionistic position of common ancestry for all lifeforms -- and then you'll have something worth noting.

:lol:

Post by **Canis** » Thu May 05, 2005 6:09 pm

Oh mortal sin!!!! :lol:

I shall be forever condemned for owning a Mac...oh cursed me, cursed me!!!

Post by **4days** » Thu May 05, 2005 6:30 pm

http://objective.jesussave.us/members.html
http://objective.jesussave.us/zounds.html
http://www.christiancinema.com/catalog/default.php

surely none of these things can be real.

Post by **Shmee** » Thu May 05, 2005 6:32 pm

"Joyful praise rocks da house!"

:icon19:

Post by **Shmee** » Thu May 05, 2005 6:33 pm

lol, track 4 of one of those christian rock albums is:

Atheists (Got No Reason To Live)

:icon19: ++

That's always been my chief complaint of religion in general - self-righteousness

Post by **4days** » Thu May 05, 2005 6:40 pm

Mini-KitKat bars work well for hiding personalized Bible tracts since they have an outer label that can be removed, written on, and reattached with ease.

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Thu May 05, 2005 7:13 pm

:lol:

4. Atheists (Got No Reason To Live)
5. Wacky Wacky Wicca Chick
6. The Evolutionist Blues

Zerofactor will get a kick out of track 5.

Here is the lyrics:

In the suburbs of our town, there is a girl with a frown.
For her, Christ has no renown. Just a dude in a thorned crown.

Wacky, wacky Wicca chick.
Wacky! Wacky!
Her spells and charms are a trick.
Wacky, Wacky, Wacky!
Dabbles with the Satanic:
Tarot, ouija, and magick.
Wacky! Wacky! Wicca!

Mother Earth, Ishtar, Baal: yes, she claims to know them all.
Goes to a skyclad cabal, spends the Sabbat at the mall.

Wacky, wacky Wicca chick.
Wacky! Wacky!
Weirder than a Catholic.
Wacky, Wacky, Wacky!
Her "Blessed Be"'s just a shtick.
Her other car's a broomstick.
Wacky! Wacky! Wicca!

(Bass solo)

Her religion is a mess. She worships some strange Goddess.
But the Lord don't wear a dress. Now her soul is in distress.

Wacky, wacky Wicca chick.
Wacky! Wacky!
Ambiguously sapphic.
Wacky, Wacky, Wacky!
Heaven or Hell, gotta' pick.
Christ'll be back... Quick! Quick! Quick!
Wacky! Wacky! Wicca!

Wacky! Wacky! Wicca!
Wacky!
Wacky!
Wacky!
Wacky!
Wacky! Wacky! Wicca!

Post by **Canis** » Thu May 05, 2005 8:28 pm

Oh man this is great!

Post by **bitWISE** » Thu May 05, 2005 8:35 pm

Post by **eepberries** » Thu May 05, 2005 8:35 pm

The Vote for Bush 3D Adventure (Inspired Idea, Windows)
9.24.2004: Uncle Sam returns in VFB3DA (which uses the newest build of the ONUG engine,) to learn all about President Bush's campaign positions. Unlike John Kerry's upcoming violent game, this one is suitable for the whole family. Inspired Idea promises that "this incredibly patriotic, flag-waving, 3D adventure will have you saluting, waving the flag, and humming the Star-spangled Banner in no time at all!" and it certainly delivers. ***

bwahahahahahah

Post by **LeonardoP** » Thu May 05, 2005 8:36 pm

bitWISE wrote:

fuck that got me laughing

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Thu May 05, 2005 8:58 pm

http://www.nashuatelegraph.com/apps/pbc ... 05/-1/news

We've been over this, it never ends.

Post by **seremtan** » Thu May 05, 2005 10:18 pm

bitWISE wrote:

Only Jesus would SAY "lol" :lol:

Post by **Fury** » Fri May 06, 2005 3:04 pm

Massive Quasars wrote:http://www.nashuatelegraph.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050505/NEWS03/105050005/-1/news

We've been over this, it never ends.

nice, thats my local newspaper *reads*