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someone post some funny stuff in here ?

im especially looking for that link someone posted a long time ago

it was like a comic strip were it was like EYYY PENIS YEEEE INTERNETS EYYY REGULAR PENIS SHUN

f you seen it you should know what i mean

Yakavetta: I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.
Rocco: Uh, OK. There's these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy.
Yakavetta: Nigger.
Rocco: Yeah, right. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says, "You can wish for whatever you want." So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof. It's done. Then he says to the black guy...
Vincenzo Lipazzi: Nigger.
Rocco: Yeah, right, he says to the nigger "What do you want?" and the nigger says, "I want all my nigger brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof. And they're all back in Africa. So... I'm not funny today, really, this joke sucks, I know...
Yakavetta: Continue the joke.
Rocco: Uh, so he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and niggers are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then."

Boondock Saints

OMGCOCKONTHEINTERNETBANT

You know you want em

Kracus wrote:Boondock Saints

No shit :icon14: Maybe soon you'll be able to think at a grade 3 level.

I was watching it last night, excellent movie.

Zyte wrote:

This thread was suppose to be funny not offensive.

I have a joke about Canucks that involves moose penises.

losCHUNK wrote:someone post some funny stuff in here ?

im especially looking for that link someone posted a long time ago

it was like a comic strip were it was like EYYY PENIS YEEEE INTERNETS EYYY REGULAR PENIS SHUN

f you seen it you should know what i mean

Once I was pretty drunk...
Spent the night with that girl I met at the bar.
Came the morning...
Look at what you made love all night. Just after my shower.
The girl-Pete are you sure we ever made love?
Pete

I'm guessing pete's still drunk.

Zyte wrote:

oh my

:lol:

Zyte wrote:

pete wrote: Once I was pretty drunk...
Spent the night with that girl I met at the bar.
Came the morning...
Look at what you made love all night. Just after my shower.
The girl-Pete are you sure we ever made love?
Pete

Translation: Pete jerked off in some girl's bed and tried to convince her they had sex.

Canidae wrote:This thread was suppose to be funny not offensive.

so... don't be offended?

just laugh.

Zyte wrote:

Just in case someone missed it.

random name wrote:

That guy with the bag would be a dead mother fucker. Lol.

glossy wrote:Yakavetta: I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.
Rocco: Uh, OK. There's these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy.
Yakavetta: Nigger.
Rocco: Yeah, right. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says, "You can wish for whatever you want." So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof. It's done. Then he says to the black guy...
Vincenzo Lipazzi: Nigger.
Rocco: Yeah, right, he says to the nigger "What do you want?" and the nigger says, "I want all my nigger brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof. And they're all back in Africa. So... I'm not funny today, really, this joke sucks, I know...
Yakavetta: Continue the joke.
Rocco: Uh, so he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and niggers are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then."

I just LOL'ed

R00k wrote: