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Let's piss off religious people. tnf...I'm looking at you
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 7:28 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
Listen up, you Christo-Fascist bullies
Looking back on the rise of you Christo-fascist bastards, I'm mortified as to how it came to be socially and politically acceptable for you to bandy such vicious and demented assertions in the public arena, without them meeting with the derision they deserve....
...If that's the way you choose to spend the passing hours of this finite life, it's fine by me. But when you start your habitual proselytizing, then you should be prepared to be told that a great many of us think your cosmological conceptions are a steaming pile of elephant dung.
And, while we're on the subject, for the longest time, I've been wanting to tell you this: If Jesus died for my pathetic sins, then he flat-out overreacted.
Crushing. And I must admit that I completely agree with the author.
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 7:35 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
In accordance with this self-referential lunacy, you sermonized that Satan's earthly emissaries, such as Hugo Chávez, should be righteously slaughtered because they and their ilk scheme to deprive American drivers of their God-given right to the oil, which, inconveniently, happens to be located beneath lands belonging to inconsequential people. Those brown-skin, oil hoarding wretches, down in Venezuela and their false idol-clutching counterparts in Iraq, Iran, and Syria, must be taught that God, seated upon his golden throne, scorns the sight of their iniquitous ways. The Kingdom of the Lord stands before us, you proclaim. If we listen closely, we can hear the voice of God above as he counts his money. Furthermore, the era of George W. Bush has brought a new revelation: If America's plutocratic class had even more blood money, then the Baby Jesus would smile.
The Reverend Pat Robertson, Mary Fowler—and every last one of you Apostles of Perpetual Psychosis—listen up. Given the self-evident fact that your beliefs bring little relief to your own troubled souls and have, on the whole, served to engender tragedy worldwide, don't you think it's time you gave it a rest for awhile. In other words, this is a polite way of suggesting to you that you shut your pie-in-the-sky hole and take stock of the things you're saying, because your utterances are becoming sicker and sadder, by the hour.
If not, you could, at least, in the words, of Tom Waits, "Come down off the cross—we can use the wood."
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 7:37 pm
by seremtan
jesus was cool. it's the church that did the dirty deeds. there was a great piece at information clearing house called 'who would jesus assassinate?' about pat robertson. the answer to that question is of course no one, but try telling the fundycons that
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 7:39 pm
by seremtan
If America's plutocratic class had even more blood money, then the Baby Jesus would smile.
this is sig material
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 7:43 pm
by mik0rs
He doesn't like religion, he could have said that in far fewer sentences instead of being a boring gasbag.
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 7:51 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
A link from the beginning of the article It's called "Conversations at the gas pump."
In the article they speak with two people: One that hates Bush and one that loves Bush. It's quite obvious that the Bush supporter is also very religious. It's also quite obvious the differences in intelligence between the two people. The Bush lover is completely (almost word for word) regurgitating the White House official spin.
Where do you get your information about the war?
The Bible and the 700 Club. I also listen to preachers who know what's going on. Pat Robertson.
What do you like about Bush?
He's a praying man of god. He's a family man and he does care. He gets blamed for everything. If this country would turn back to god, things would get better. You can't go on killing babies and allowing homosexual stuff to stay. We do love the people, but we don't love their actions.
Hilarity.
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 7:52 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
mik0rs wrote:He doesn't like religion, he could have said that in far fewer sentences instead of being a boring gasbag.
WTF are you talking about? The article was sprinkled with humour all over the place and he - obviously - had to completely destroy the Christian/Neofreak's arguement.
It's not my fault you only want to read three sentences. :icon26:
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 7:55 pm
by mik0rs
Bah, I read the quotes and they bored me, I wasn't enticed into reading on. It just looks like a boring rant, so I thought I'd pop in and say so.
Edit: :icon26:
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 8:08 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
mik0rs wrote:Bah, I read the quotes and they bored me, I wasn't enticed into reading on. It just looks like a boring rant, so I thought I'd pop in and say so.
Edit: :icon26:
In other words you judged an entire article's content from my selected quotes, clicked the link and saw it was too long to read and then posted that the article's author was being a boring gasbag...even though you didn't read it?
I see.
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 8:16 pm
by mik0rs
I took the selected quotes to be an indication of general tone of the article, and wasn't intrigued enough to continue to read a protracted rant. I don't read books when I don't like the synopsis either.
Don't take it personally, you didn't write it. I'm sure lots of other people will enjoy it immensely
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 8:30 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 8:43 pm
by shadd_
lets go back a step on the evolutionary ladder a second here and say that church fanatics are just cocksucking fagg0ts.
literally.
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 8:46 pm
by Massive Quasars
mik0rs wrote:He doesn't like religion, he could have said that in far fewer sentences instead of being a boring gasbag.
Essentially. Though his frustration is very much focused on American Christians.
Christo-fascists... Islamo-fascists... please.
I'm disappointed with you, GKY.
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 8:47 pm
by shadd_
the bible, hmm, written by men in a time when the earth was flat and little boys were sex toys.
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:55 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
Massive Quasars wrote:
I'm disappointed with you, GKY.
lol
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 2:01 am
by ajerara
I'm religious and I'm not a Bush supporter or a fascist. It's possible to be religious and also be reasonable, open minded and tolerant, which is a fact that has been completely obscured by the religious right.
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 2:20 am
by tnf
the streets will flow with the blood of the non-believers!
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:34 am
by seremtan
ICH would be an ever better site without the rants
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:45 am
by GONNAFISTYA
seremtan wrote:
ICH would be an ever better site without the rants
I agree...but sometimes it's fun to read....once you get past the depressing bullshit. Maybe they should turn it into a comedy site to make the "Ending Of Enlightenment" a little easier to take? :icon26:
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:46 am
by GONNAFISTYA
Jesus Has Arrived In New York!
Here is
what happened.
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:47 am
by seremtan
seremtan wrote:ICH would be an ever better site without the rants