HERE’S bad and good news for men (With annotations
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 11:11 am
This e-mail made me laugh. Yes, I read everything.
HERE’S bad and good news for men — SIZE DOES MATTER!
THE BAD NEWS
Two separate studies have found that men with small size
crave for and drives 4x4s because they feel insecure with the
size of their D|i|c|K (P|E|N|I|S). (rofl)
— and that most women crave for bigger size because
in extreme arousal, women find the joggling of their
cervix (rofl?!) and uterus caused by a large P|E|N|I|S thrusting into
them extremely satisfying since it can induce a special
type of "uterine" orgasm which is very different from
the usual clitoral orgasm. This special type of uterine
orgasm is described in Deborah Sundahl's book,
Female Ejaculation And The G Spot. (OMG, we've never heard of the G Spot before. ROFL) Smaller size P|E|N|I|S hardly
gets anywhere to cervix or uterus spot of women.
*****REAL BAD NEWS FOR MEN WITH SMALL P|E|N|I|S******* (rofl, so funny ROFL)
Researchers also came up with a formula to help women
determine how small or big is the size of the
P|E|N|I|S of their potential partner at a glance: (OMG Here it comes. Wait for it...)
P|E|N|I|S SIZE ===> foot length in centimetres + 5cm,
divided by two. Real bad news for men with small P|E|N|I|S
as more and more women now crave for bigger thing
than ever. (rofl
)
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THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT YOU CAN NOW CHANGE THE
SIZE OF YOUR P|E|N|I|S with Maxx---Length3 REPORT CNN (rofl)
Copy and paste the web address below to your browser
to order:
http://buymaxxlength.com/order.html
______________________
Maxx---Length3 is absolutely the fastest, easiest, safest and
most economical way to increase your P|E|N|I|S size and
satisfy your lo|v|e|r like never before.
Take a peek... on how it works. There's a total
guarantee with it, too. If you are not completely satisfied
with your le|n|gth gain and comfort you get your
money back. Every penny. SIMPLE!
A Full 30 Day Supply of Maxx====>>Length3
For Internet buyers, cost Only $59.95 (save $20)
visit our site at:
http://buymaxxlength.com/order.html
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True life story:
Me and my wife decided recently to have a mfm encounter. (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl MFM) This was our first time and we are in our mid 30's. My wife usualy is hard to get off. It takes maybe 20 minuits of eating her out to make her cum. She has maybe once cum from normal sex with my p|e|n|i|s in her in the past five years. I myself am not well endowed at just under five inches and five inches thick. But it just so happened that this other guy was well endowed at about 8 inches. (rofl) The amazing thing is that she came three times with this endowed p|e|n|i|s inside her within fifteen minuits under my very own eyes! (rofl As opposed to seeing with someone else's eyes. ROFL)This has never happened before and by the end of it she was amazed by it all. This is when I decided to enlarge mine.
(rofl)
/End e-mail.
Okay, what I gathered from reading all of it is that P|E|N|I|S Syze is I|M|P|0|R|T|A|N|+
HERE’S bad and good news for men — SIZE DOES MATTER!
THE BAD NEWS
Two separate studies have found that men with small size
crave for and drives 4x4s because they feel insecure with the
size of their D|i|c|K (P|E|N|I|S). (rofl)
— and that most women crave for bigger size because
in extreme arousal, women find the joggling of their
cervix (rofl?!) and uterus caused by a large P|E|N|I|S thrusting into
them extremely satisfying since it can induce a special
type of "uterine" orgasm which is very different from
the usual clitoral orgasm. This special type of uterine
orgasm is described in Deborah Sundahl's book,
Female Ejaculation And The G Spot. (OMG, we've never heard of the G Spot before. ROFL) Smaller size P|E|N|I|S hardly
gets anywhere to cervix or uterus spot of women.
*****REAL BAD NEWS FOR MEN WITH SMALL P|E|N|I|S******* (rofl, so funny ROFL)
Researchers also came up with a formula to help women
determine how small or big is the size of the
P|E|N|I|S of their potential partner at a glance: (OMG Here it comes. Wait for it...)
P|E|N|I|S SIZE ===> foot length in centimetres + 5cm,
divided by two. Real bad news for men with small P|E|N|I|S
as more and more women now crave for bigger thing
than ever. (rofl
)________________________________________________
THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT YOU CAN NOW CHANGE THE
SIZE OF YOUR P|E|N|I|S with Maxx---Length3 REPORT CNN (rofl)
Copy and paste the web address below to your browser
to order:
http://buymaxxlength.com/order.html
______________________
Maxx---Length3 is absolutely the fastest, easiest, safest and
most economical way to increase your P|E|N|I|S size and
satisfy your lo|v|e|r like never before.
Take a peek... on how it works. There's a total
guarantee with it, too. If you are not completely satisfied
with your le|n|gth gain and comfort you get your
money back. Every penny. SIMPLE!
A Full 30 Day Supply of Maxx====>>Length3
For Internet buyers, cost Only $59.95 (save $20)
visit our site at:
http://buymaxxlength.com/order.html
-------------------------------------------------
-------------------------------------------------------------
True life story:
Me and my wife decided recently to have a mfm encounter. (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl MFM) This was our first time and we are in our mid 30's. My wife usualy is hard to get off. It takes maybe 20 minuits of eating her out to make her cum. She has maybe once cum from normal sex with my p|e|n|i|s in her in the past five years. I myself am not well endowed at just under five inches and five inches thick. But it just so happened that this other guy was well endowed at about 8 inches. (rofl) The amazing thing is that she came three times with this endowed p|e|n|i|s inside her within fifteen minuits under my very own eyes! (rofl As opposed to seeing with someone else's eyes. ROFL)This has never happened before and by the end of it she was amazed by it all. This is when I decided to enlarge mine.
(rofl)
/End e-mail.
Okay, what I gathered from reading all of it is that P|E|N|I|S Syze is I|M|P|0|R|T|A|N|+