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So I'm sitting here with my headphones on, reading this book, listening to Dope. Not doing a damn thing on my comp., all of a sudden this woman's voice comes out of nowhere and says something that's not even understandable. Louder than the music I'm listening to, and I have no idea where it came from.

Your drawings are coming to life to finally have sex with you.

R00k wrote:Your drawings are coming to life to finally have sex with you.

I wasn't drawing anything, I'm reading "Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain" by Betty Edwards. I'm sure it had nothing to do with that.

winodws open ?

losCHUNK wrote:winodws open ?

Quake3world.com Forums, Adobe Photoshop, Winamp and AIM.

edit: I know AIM sometimes has advertisements that talk, but my AIM has been on that 'find your classmates' advert for a while.

Zerofactor wrote:

R00k wrote:Your drawings are coming to life to finally have sex with you.

I wasn't drawing anything, I'm reading "Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain" by Betty Edwards. I'm sure it had nothing to do with that.

No, you've already drawn your sexual fantasies. Now the stars are aligned for them to finally come to life and please you with their furry paws and human nipples.

R00k wrote:

Zerofactor wrote:

R00k wrote:Your drawings are coming to life to finally have sex with you.

I wasn't drawing anything, I'm reading "Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain" by Betty Edwards. I'm sure it had nothing to do with that.

No, you've already drawn your sexual fantasies. Now the stars are aligned for them to finally come to life and please you with their furry paws and human nipples.

You're insane.

Zerofactor wrote:

losCHUNK wrote:winodws open ?

Quake3world.com Forums, Adobe Photoshop, Winamp and AIM.

edit: I know AIM sometimes has advertisements that talk, but my AIM has been on that 'find your classmates' advert for a while.

you know your a nerd when someone asks you if your windows or 'winodws' are open and you start telling me whats on your desktop

losCHUNK wrote:

Zerofactor wrote:

losCHUNK wrote:winodws open ?

Quake3world.com Forums, Adobe Photoshop, Winamp and AIM.

edit: I know AIM sometimes has advertisements that talk, but my AIM has been on that 'find your classmates' advert for a while.

you know your a nerd when someone asks you if your windows or 'winodws' are open and you start telling me whats on your desktop

OOOOOOOH. No, there are no windows in here.

Did the voice say "clean up your damn room, you useless son of a dribbling cock!"?

riddla wrote:It was probably your mom yelling for you to go outside and get some sun.

No, I don't think that's it, my music is way too loud and I don't live with my mom.

Canidae wrote:Did the voice say "clean up your damn room, you useless son of a dribbling cock!"?

OMG YES! oh wait, no, sorry.

You were listening to Dope? I think I might have found the source of your srtistic problems. It seems teh suck has seaped into your brain and is affecting your hand/eye coordination skills.

Well I changed over to SOAD now, still I don't think that explains who the fuck that voice was.

Even worse. Jesus why do you do that to yourself? Just rip your fucking ears off if you don't want them, just don't continue to torture the poor things.

R00k wrote:

Zerofactor wrote:

R00k wrote:Your drawings are coming to life to finally have sex with you.

I wasn't drawing anything, I'm reading "Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain" by Betty Edwards. I'm sure it had nothing to do with that.

No, you've already drawn your sexual fantasies. Now the stars are aligned for them to finally come to life and please you with their furry paws and human nipples.

hahahha

Hey Cotton, catch any kickin rad organisms recently?

feedback wrote:

R00k wrote:

Zerofactor wrote: I wasn't drawing anything, I'm reading "Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain" by Betty Edwards. I'm sure it had nothing to do with that.

No, you've already drawn your sexual fantasies. Now the stars are aligned for them to finally come to life and please you with their furry paws and human nipples.

hahahha

Yea, hysterically funny when someone makes a joke that is completely the opposite of what I actually do.

hahahha

Zerofactor wrote:

feedback wrote:

R00k wrote: No, you've already drawn your sexual fantasies. Now the stars are aligned for them to finally come to life and please you with their furry paws and human nipples.

hahahha

Yea, hysterically funny when someone makes a joke that is completely the opposite of what I actually do.

if it wasn't it wouldn't be a joke, it would be fact

you're not very good at this are you

Zerofactor wrote:

feedback wrote:

R00k wrote: No, you've already drawn your sexual fantasies. Now the stars are aligned for them to finally come to life and please you with their furry paws and human nipples.

hahahha

Yea, hysterically funny when someone makes a joke that is completely the opposite of what I actually do.

I have a little 3 year-old girl at home, and if you even fucking think about putting your perverted "paws" on her to "yiff", I will fucking kill you. You make me sick :icon7:

Mr.Magnetichead wrote:Hey Cotton, catch any kickin rad organisms recently?

Actually I changed to exercise and sport science, I'm getting a graduate degree in chiropractry and complimentary medicine.

Aggh what? That's nowhere near as cool.

Yeah but I realized in Marine Bio, if you aren't a vicious lesbian, there isn't anywhere to go or anything fun to do.

WTF? You can wrestle giant squids for fun god dammit.

Are there alot of angry dykes then? Like more than 4?