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During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of
urine.



In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15
penises (touching door handles etc.)



An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.





In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!



Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.



Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and
failed to wash their hands.





In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen
basket.



At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold
sore from one of the guests.



Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

nah

lies

12 percent of americans believe that joan of arc was noahs wife

and only 11% hold a passport

Canidae wrote:Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.



Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and
failed to wash their hands.

These two statements kill the credibility of the whole thing. Men are more likely to masturbate, and also more likely to not wash their hands.

Something smells fishy here, and I don't think it's the hand of that sales rep I just met.

losCHUNK wrote:12 percent of americans believe that joan of arc was noahs wife

and only 11% hold a passport

The salad dressing dude?

Mr.Magnetichead wrote:

losCHUNK wrote:12 percent of americans believe that joan of arc was noahs wife

and only 11% hold a passport

The salad dressing dude?

What about the short, dead dude.

He was a Ziggy Piggy.

63.78% of statistics are made up.

Anyone can tell you that kent.

lol, i read it in zoo mag a while back

was gunna post em all but coulnt be assed to write em out

R00k wrote:

Canidae wrote:Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.



Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and
failed to wash their hands.

These two statements kill the credibility of the whole thing. Men are more likely to masturbate, and also more likely to not wash their hands.

Something smells fishy here, and I don't think it's the hand of that sales rep I just met.

Women don't have to whip it out to masturbate.
Alot of secretaries probably masturbate while sitting at their desk.

probably

FragaGeddon wrote: Women don't have to whip it out to masturbate.
Alot of secretaries probably masturbate while sitting at their desk.

Rhythmically strain and relax their love muscles. Works for lots of women. My gf did that several times on the plane without anyone noticing what really went on on the seat next to them. Maybe some tiny coughs towards the end... :icon25:

All of those are bullshit.

Is that a fact?

chopov wrote:

FragaGeddon wrote: Women don't have to whip it out to masturbate.
Alot of secretaries probably masturbate while sitting at their desk.

Rhythmically strain and relax their love muscles. Works for lots of women. My gf did that several times on the plane without anyone noticing what really went on on the seat next to them. Maybe some tiny coughs towards the end... :icon25:

Seems like you have one hell of a slut, gg! :icon14:

60% of the time, it works all the time :slick:

chopov wrote:

FragaGeddon wrote: Women don't have to whip it out to masturbate.
Alot of secretaries probably masturbate while sitting at their desk.

Rhythmically strain and relax their love muscles. Works for lots of women. My gf did that several times on the plane without anyone noticing what really went on on the seat next to them. Maybe some tiny coughs towards the end... :icon25:

why - was the toilet occupied?

I read something alike about the peppermint kind of little candies in restaurant at the cashier , they have trace of urine on them.
Pete

Canidae wrote:During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of
urine.



In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15
penises (touching door handles etc.)



An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.





In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!



Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.



Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and
failed to wash their hands.





In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen
basket.



At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold
sore from one of the guests.



Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

in a day you will read 1.5 topics on a messageboard that are utter bollocks

pete wrote:I read something alike about the peppermint kind of little candies in restaurant at the cashier , they have trace of urine on them.
Pete

that's because the cashiers piss on them before they put them out

there are probably a few atoms that used to be part of socrates in the water of flameboy's paddling pool btw

seremtan wrote:

pete wrote:I read something alike about the peppermint kind of little candies in restaurant at the cashier , they have trace of urine on them.
Pete

that's because the cashiers piss on them before they put them out

there are probably a few atoms that used to be part of socrates in the water of flameboy's paddling pool btw

Hey you! yes... You seremtan...
You who are always riding low profile.

Shy againt's the TNF and Dave in here???
Unless you are an alt of one of them...
I just discovered you.
Pete

pete wrote:

seremtan wrote:

pete wrote:I read something alike about the peppermint kind of little candies in restaurant at the cashier , they have trace of urine on them.
Pete

that's because the cashiers piss on them before they put them out

there are probably a few atoms that used to be part of socrates in the water of flameboy's paddling pool btw

Hey you! yes... You seremtan...
You who are always riding low profile.

Shy againt's the TNF and Dave in here???
Unless you are an alt of one of them...
I just discovered you.
Pete

eh?

Canidae wrote:During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of
urine.



In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15
penises (touching door handles etc.)



An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.





In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!



Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.



Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and
failed to wash their hands.





In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen
basket.



At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold
sore from one of the guests.



Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

Yea some of those are common urban myths...like the bug eating one...I usually hear people say its spiders specifically...