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Question for the Q3W doctors
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:27 pm
by Pauly
DO YOU GET TO FUCK ALL THE NURSES?
Also... Why is shit brown?
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:30 pm
by Cool Blue
its' brown because you masterbate.
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:31 pm
by Pauly
I see. That does make sense yes. Interesting.
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:33 pm
by feedback
All the good looking people are in Pharmacy.
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:37 pm
by prince1000
red blood cells
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:39 pm
by Pauly
Why do hearts stop? Seriously. I mean wouldn't we all be better off if they didn't stop? What's that all about? You fucking Doctors better get answering these questions. Earn your fucking money.
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:40 pm
by sys0p
Your shit is brown because of bilirubin which is formed from the breakdown of red blood cells in the liver.
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:41 pm
by Pauly
sys0p wrote:Your shit is brown because of bilirubin which is formed from the breakdown of read blood cells in the liver.
Man you're better than the useless fucking Doctors on here. I bet they would have said something like "Take some Anti-biotics or something".
Re: Question for the Q3W doctors
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:54 pm
by ScooterG
Pauly wrote:DO YOU GET TO FUCK ALL THE NURSES?
Also... Why is shit brown?
Didn't you read the Silence of the Lambs? If I recall correctly it's brown becasue of a coloring agent called bilirubin.
Edit: Doh! I missed Sysop's post....
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:02 pm
by sys0p
Pauly wrote:sys0p wrote:Your shit is brown because of bilirubin which is formed from the breakdown of read blood cells in the liver.
Man you're better than the useless fucking Doctors on here. I bet they would have said something like "Take some Anti-biotics or something".
Ask me fucking anything mate. If I don't know the answer, I'll make it up
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:03 pm
by tnf
Indole and skatole make shit stink.
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:08 pm
by ScooterG
Flotsam and jetsam are debris in the water (as well as being the eels in Disney's version of The Little Mermaid).
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:23 am
by seremtan
huey, dewey and louie are donald duck's kids, which implies donald duck must have a cloaca and have had sex (with daisy duck), a fact suppressed by disney for decades
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:59 am
by SplishSplash
seremtan wrote:huey, dewey and louie are donald duck's kids, which implies donald duck must have a cloaca and have had sex (with daisy duck), a fact suppressed by disney for decades
They're his nephews you fucking imbecile. DD doesn't have sex.
(Although one of my first sexual fantasies was Daisy Duck getting a brazilian wax)
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:00 am
by hate
feedback wrote:All the good looking people are in Pharmacy.
talk about a boring fucking job
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:03 am
by hate
i have a doctorate
but you'd never know it

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:03 am
by tnf
SplishSplash wrote:
(Although one of my first sexual fantasies was Daisy Duck getting a brazilian wax)
Good, I'm not the only one who had that fantasy...
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:12 am
by Geebs
OTs>physios>pharmacists>nurses, generally
also, many of the nurses are an argument for having an upper limit to the age of consent

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:15 am
by raw
If a bird lets you fuck her in the ass but doesn't prep herself properly, and then shortly after you make her suck her shit off your dick, will it hurt you in any way?
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:20 am
by SplishSplash
Depends on the beak (or bill).
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:22 am
by Turbanator
nope, as long as you:
a) boot her ass clean out of bed and ensure you never go near her again
or
b) wash her mouth out with bleech. and make sure she gargles...
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:25 am
by raw
c) don't kiss a filthy slut who suck a mean shit-dick.
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:26 am
by Geebs
More importantly, what is it with americans and anal sex? Must be some no-foreskin thing. I'm sure julios could theorize for a good 5 or 6 pages about this....
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:26 am
by DRuM
raw wrote:If a bird lets you fuck her in the ass but doesn't prep herself properly, and then shortly after you make her suck her shit off your dick, will it hurt you in any way?
Uh huh, what have you been doing with aimee love then raw..
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 1:28 am
by raw
Geebs wrote:More importantly, what is it with americans and anal sex? Must be some no-foreskin thing. I'm sure julios could theorize for a good 5 or 6 pages about this....
Anal sex, the lazy man's condom.