Quake3World

(note: I'm not really racist, lol)

Two niggers enter a bank. One nigger, a fine, industrious, honest man, takes out 200$ from his bank acount. The other nigger follows him out the exit, stabs him 9 times, and takes his money to buy crack. Which of the two niggers was a good, respectable person?

















Neither. They're black.

Not exactly a joke, but still

Hay guyz,
so tonight right. I'm in the back of my car getting my dick sucked right by the door, my gf drags my PENIS up to the

window and starts wiping my semen all over it when I exploded. So anyway, now my window is covered in a hard bird

-shitty like substance.
I got home ready to wash it down, my mum had taken a bad fall and I had to drive her to the doctors, so she's up

against the window and the not-so-dried up cum goes all over her hair and jacket. She smells it and asks what it was,

I just told her it was an ice-cream which my gf dropped on the window accidently. So she wipes it off with her hands

and then licks it off her fingers.
"Eww, what horrible Ice-Cream" She replies.

Ice-Cream eh? *shudders*