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So I came home this morning....
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:03 pm
by Brian Slade
..to find my bed covered in chocolate. :icon27:
What makes it worse is I dont even eat chocolate and I have no idea where it came from... :icon27:
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:08 pm
by bikkeldesnikkel
who you gonna call?
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:08 pm
by werldhed
My ladyfriend recently returned from a trans-continental trip which included a layover in Zurich. My freezer is now full of Swiss chocolate which she forgot at my place. None of that mars shit for me!
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:11 pm
by Brian Slade
bikkeldesnikkel wrote:who you gonna call?
The 'Care Police'?
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:45 pm
by glossy
mail it to me!
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:29 pm
by Underpants?
maybe someone from your fat nerd past is trying to reverse the fact that your life has taken a sudden and horrible turn for the worse.
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 6:33 pm
by Brian Slade
You'd know all about horrible turns for the worse.

Can't imagine what it felt like when you lost a nut, and the majority of your manlihood along with it.
Fuck, I'm relitavely androgynous, and I'm still more man than you.

Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 8:43 pm
by seremtan
NOT ON YOUR MOM'S BED!
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 5:46 am
by Massive Quasars
Brian Slade wrote:
Fuck, I'm relitavely androgynous, and I'm still more man than you.

I've had many a laugh at the expense of his lost nut, but don't kid yourself.
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:42 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
okay guys lets let the cat out of the bag...
it was us r:e:p:r:e:s:s
we've been concerned that you only weigh 119 and we were hoping you'd fatten yourself up a bit
a few bars won't hurt
*wubbles*
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:24 pm
by saturn
hah, it's a hint from your GF!
fuck me, taylor