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apparently.

This is a pretty harsh review. I expected as much.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/ ... index.html

shock, horror

But nice boobs.

nothing i aint seen before

Alas, I wish I could say that of Jessica Simpson.

meh, if i can fix the fast forward button on my dvd player i may rent it

Cool Blue wrote:But nice boobs.

she never takes it all off.

the movie sucks.

Jessica Simpson is such an ugly bitch anyway. I can't imagine why anyone would even think of seeing this.

come on eep. If she was naked on your bed you wouldnt fuck her? Come on, dorp the porn brain you have and just be real, think about the real women and life and more so the real women that would fuck you.


She is hot.

Iccy (temp) wrote:come on eep. If she was naked on your bed you wouldnt fuck her? Come on, dorp the porn brain you have and just be real, think about the real women and life and more so the real women that would fuck you.


She is hot.

Fuck no. I see much better looking girls in real life then that ugly bitch

her face is pretty weird, but she has a really hot body. If you deny that you're fucked up.

eep's non-raging non-hormones aside, dukes was probably always going to be a turkey of a movie. i'm surprised they didn't manage to get owen wilson as bo but whatever. i loved the series when i was a kid, but this looks fucking dire

sliver wrote:her face is pretty weird, but she has a really hot body. If you deny that you're fucked up.

Eh. It's a little thin, plus she tans too much.

eepberries wrote:Jessica Simpson is such an ugly bitch anyway. I can't imagine why anyone would even think of seeing this.

You are THE gayest person alive if you think she's that ugly. Like her personality or not, she's a 10.0. (sans personality 4.0)

She is the epitome of the perfect blonde white woman. If you don't get off on blonde white women, well hey... different strokes for different folks. But don't ever say she's ugly when you probably couldn't find one defect in her aesthetics even on a bad day.

Even without make up (which I've seen) she's a bombshell (no 'ridin' hard and put away wet' look like Pam Anderson).

personally, i think Jessica Simpson has an alien-esque, weird face...but a stunning body, yes

Cool Blue wrote:

eepberries wrote:Jessica Simpson is such an ugly bitch anyway. I can't imagine why anyone would even think of seeing this.

You are THE gayest person alive if you think she's that ugly. Like her personality or not, she's a 10.0. (sans personality 4.0)

She is the epitome of the perfect blonde white woman. If you don't get off on blonde white women, well hey... different strokes for different folks. But don't ever say she's ugly when you probably couldn't find one defect in her aesthetics even on a bad day.

Even without make up (which I've seen) she's a bombshell (no 'ridin' hard and put away wet' look like Pam Anderson).

:icon19: Blondes usually look stupid anyway. Dark hair > blonde. Plus I love the way people call me gay just because I don't think some dumb blonde whore is hot. I mean jesus, she really isn't that great.

I'm going to have to back eepberries up on this one; Jessica Simpson is one repulsive-looking lady. Almost (but not quite) as ugly as Paris Hilton.

So it's a film based on a TV show that would have insulted the intelligence of a hamster. And people are surprised by the fact that the film is a steaming pile of walrus shite?

*my contribution to this movie*

LIGHTNING BOLT

LIGHTNING BOLT

They made Boss Hogg gay. WHAT THE FUCK?

what do you mean? Boss Hogg was Burt Reynolds. He was the only touch of class in the whole movie (which is not to say that he was particularly good).

eepberries wrote:Jessica Simpson is such an ugly bitch anyway. I can't imagine why anyone would even think of seeing this.

BAM

sliver wrote:what do you mean? Boss Hogg was Burt Reynolds. He was the only touch of class in the whole movie (which is not to say that he was particularly good).

NO I MEAN HIS CHARACTER IS A HOMOSEXUAL THAT LIKES TO HAVE SEX WITH MEN IN A GAY WAY THAT'S MORE THAN A BIT QUEER.

I just don't understand where that's coming from. It's surely not the actor, it's not the outfit [which was copied from the tv show], it's not anything he actually does during the movie ..... i really have no idea what youre talking about lol.

leave him be. he dumped his motorcycle and wasn't wearing a helmet.