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Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:28 pm**

I love my boss, he's such a wanker; he's always looking for a reason to pick a fight. We have some defective telephony cards in my office which are labeled with the symptoms they are showing and have been this way for some time.

So yesterday he emails me stating he went through my office and saw all kinds of defective cards with no labels, so I reply asking him which cards he was referring to and stated which cards I DO have here and that they are labeled properly and that was the last I heard of it.

So, first thing this morning I come into my office, read a few emails, and this guy is all in here with a big grin on his face and just starts going through my office looking for a card to bust balls about. The funny thing is, this guy is the stupidest person I've ever met in my entire life...really. He makes Kracus, Rep, and Dinosaur look like Genius'. Anyway, he is going through everything right in front of me as I am on IM bad-mouthing him to a pal as he's doing it and I'm grinning the whole time but while pretending to pay no mind to him and answering his barrade of questions that he's throwing at me just so he can be a dick. As usual, I shut him down with no effort because seriously, I had a higher IQ in my mother womb.

The moral of the story is...don't go into a fight unarmed, you're always going to lose as with the case with this worthless prick because he's "as dumb as bread". :lol:

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:30 pm**

shit, Dinosaurs.. that's pretty fucking dumb

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:32 pm**

You know the Dumb as Bread candidate I speak of. :lol:

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:40 pm**

i bet it's like Talking to Chalk

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:44 pm**

Sounds like you work for a prime example of the Peter Principle: People rise to their level of incompetence.

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:48 pm**

What's funny is, I was bored one day here and he really turned on the Micro-Managing Overdrive that day so I decided to do a google search on "micro managing" and I swear to Christ, it was an exact description of him. He didn't have one or two things that matched his personality, he fit EVERY SINGLE DESCRIPTION.

I swear, I always said my ex-wife was the epitome of evil but I never thought I'd see the day I could possible hate someone more. He's really outdone himself :lol:

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:01 pm**

raw wrote: I always said my ex-wife was the epitome of evil

strange how they all fit into that category,
my ex has a 666 tatoo on her fkn scalp
i shit you not! :icon3:

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:27 pm**

Slightly newer news.

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:28 pm**

:lol:

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:48 pm**

busetibi wrote:
raw wrote: I always said my ex-wife was the epitome of evil
strange how they all fit into that category,
my ex has a 666 tatoo on her fkn scalp
i shit you not! :icon3:

Her name's Roger?

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:28 pm**

Sounds like Dilbert's pointy-hair boss. =D

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:28 pm**

sounds like an uptight homo.

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2005 7:06 pm**

Duhard wrote:
busetibi wrote:
raw wrote: I always said my ex-wife was the epitome of evil
strange how they all fit into that category,
my ex has a 666 tatoo on her fkn scalp
i shit you not! :icon3:
Her name's Roger?

OMG BUGHAHAHAGAGAHAGHGAAGHAAHGAGAAAH

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:08 am**

Duhard wrote:
busetibi wrote:
raw wrote: I always said my ex-wife was the epitome of evil
strange how they all fit into that category,
my ex has a 666 tatoo on her fkn scalp
i shit you not! :icon3:
Her name's Roger?

thats actually funny :icon19: wd.
when she found out i was rooting one of her friends, she did a good impression of linda blair

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2005 6:11 pm**

raw wrote:What's funny is, I was bored one day here and he really turned on the Micro-Managing Overdrive that day so I decided to do a google search on "micro managing" and I swear to Christ, it was an exact description of him. He didn't have one or two things that matched his personality, he fit EVERY SINGLE DESCRIPTION.

I swear, I always said my ex-wife was the epitome of evil but I never thought I'd see the day I could possible hate someone more. He's really outdone himself :lol:

heh - this is very familiar - my cunt boss has a habit of standing over your shoulder and waiting for you to do something especially when its very complicated and important

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2005 6:14 pm**

I figured out my boss is the kind of guy who lifts his self-esteem up by dragging people down to his level. I don't engage him like that anymore and argue my fights with him with alot of wit and think it through before I just go off the hook on him. Typically, he's so dumb it flies right over his head and I never hear another word about it.

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2005 6:16 pm**

thats the thing - my boss isnt dumb - he just knows nothing about his job - plus he knows nothing about management

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2005 6:26 pm**

My boss is barely a high-school graduate, has the spelling and grammar of a 10 year old, and knows nothing but "buzz words" and even uses those incorrectly and in the wrong context. He is constantly making himself a laughing stock. It's quite the comic relief around here sometimes.

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2005 6:30 pm**

its weird how these things go

was on 12 month contract - hating it, have let my hair grow into some weird indie bob, was rude to the guy most of the time, he promoted me to lead developer ... and now treats me like an idiot .. wasn't going to renew but now am 3 months into another 12 months ...

its just fucked up all round - but fuck it -

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2005 7:41 pm**

raw wrote:My boss is barely a high-school graduate, has the spelling and grammar of a 10 year old, and knows nothing but "buzz words" and even uses those incorrectly and in the wrong context. He is constantly making himself a laughing stock. It's quite the comic relief around here sometimes.

I have to endure numerous corporate jargon junkies at work. It's fucking maddening.

"Let's regroup offline and touch base on that issue so we can close on the ownership of resolutioning these action items, moving forward."

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:05 pm**

Nightshade wrote: "Let's regroup offline and touch base on that issue so we can close on the ownership of resolutioning these action items, moving forward."

I'll ping you on that deliverable later. :icon19:

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:13 pm**

Try to expedite that, as it's a real value-add proposition. I'm sure we can leverage our core competencies to proactively facilitate this.

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:20 pm**

This is starting to sound like a Ja-Rule song. :lol:

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:37 pm**

Yes, we need a robust solution, and I'll throw together a presentation that highlights our value-add in this - James, can you have a pow-wow with the bean counters and nail down a number to show the bigwigs our ROI for this project?
Great.

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:40 pm**

We'll regroup here to go over the numbers at eleven-hundred on Wednesday, sound good?

*quick flurry of Blackberries, then 45 second pause as they each fumble through to their calendar*

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