Birmingham is on the map baybay!
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:59 pm
Not only did some blower-upper get caught there, today they had a bloody tornado... A TORNADO. What are the chances of that happening?
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:02 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:02 pm
about as slim as good teeth?o'dium wrote:Not only did some blower-upper get caught there, today they had a bloody tornado... A TORNADO. What are the chances of that happening?
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:05 pm
Yes, thats fucking true! We also sit around drinking tea all day talking with posh accent.+JuggerNaut+ wrote:about as slim as good teeth?o'dium wrote:Not only did some blower-upper get caught there, today they had a bloody tornado... A TORNADO. What are the chances of that happening?
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:10 pm
yes, just like we eat donuts for dinner!o'dium wrote:Yes, thats fucking true! We also sit around drinking tea all day talking with posh accent.+JuggerNaut+ wrote:about as slim as good teeth?o'dium wrote:Not only did some blower-upper get caught there, today they had a bloody tornado... A TORNADO. What are the chances of that happening?
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:32 pm
in other news, blair supports upping class sizes to 60.... which is fucking pathetic
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:35 pm
60? 30 was to many, fucking hell...losCHUNK wrote:in other news, blair supports upping class sizes to 60.... which is fucking pathetic
Plus this was when i was a teen, years ago. When teens were little gob shites but could be put in their place. These days school is full of chav's, stink, dirty, bad mouthed chavs. Does he know what danger hes putting the teacher in, giving him a class of 60 chavs? They wont learn jack shit.
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:36 pm
"A further 32% of women and 46% of men are overweight, meaning that most people in England (58%) are now either fat or obese."+JuggerNaut+ wrote:yes, just like we eat donuts for dinner!o'dium wrote:Yes, thats fucking true! We also sit around drinking tea all day talking with posh accent.+JuggerNaut+ wrote: about as slim as good teeth?
So, just over half the people in england have a slightly larger belly.
Opposed to just over all Americans being fat bastards.
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:39 pm
same as what i said when i read it in the papero'dium wrote:60? 30 was to many, fucking hell...losCHUNK wrote:in other news, blair supports upping class sizes to 60.... which is fucking pathetic
Plus this was when i was a teen, years ago. When teens were little gob shites but could be put in their place. These days school is full of chav's, stink, dirty, bad mouthed chavs. Does he know what danger hes putting the teacher in, giving him a class of 60 chavs? They wont learn jack shit.
you gunna have half the class wanting to learn and the other half fucking about, which is what it was like when i was in school.
there was 22 in our class and that was hard work for the teacher :/
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:41 pm
olde!o'dium wrote:"A further 32% of women and 46% of men are overweight, meaning that most people in England (58%) are now either fat or obese."+JuggerNaut+ wrote:yes, just like we eat donuts for dinner!o'dium wrote: Yes, thats fucking true! We also sit around drinking tea all day talking with posh accent.
So, just over half the people in england have a slightly larger belly.
Opposed to just over all Americans being fat bastards.
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:43 pm
Aye. There was a teacher at our place, Woody we called him. Fuck knows what his real name was, but he looked like Woody from toy story, tall thin stretched bastard. Anyways, when he talked, nobody listened. Even the bright kids. People would chuck books at him, swear, do all kinds of shit except work. And this was when chav's were nothing but a glimmer in the future and the class had 15 kids (It was french).losCHUNK wrote:same as what i said when i read it in the papero'dium wrote:60? 30 was to many, fucking hell...losCHUNK wrote:in other news, blair supports upping class sizes to 60.... which is fucking pathetic
Plus this was when i was a teen, years ago. When teens were little gob shites but could be put in their place. These days school is full of chav's, stink, dirty, bad mouthed chavs. Does he know what danger hes putting the teacher in, giving him a class of 60 chavs? They wont learn jack shit.
you gunna have half the class wanting to learn and the other half fucking about, which is what it was like when i was in school.
there was 22 in our class and that was hard work for the teacher :/
The poor sod had a breakdown in the end. Got to fed up with kids taking the mick out of his gay accent. "Settle down class!" is all people would say to the guy.
Was his own fault really, he asked for it. He would say "If you dont settle down i'm going to get the Mr Sulovon" (Head teacher), so he would stand outside the door and then come back in and say "right you have a second chance". Stupid fuck stood outside a door with a GLASS WINDOW, so we knew he went nowhere...
Locked him in his own store cupboard too. All fucking day. That was some funny shit :lol: We just shut the door, locked it, and legged it to footy. Hahaha...
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:47 pm
heh, our one teacher used to lock herself in the cupboard and do nothing but drink wisky
our class alone got 2 teachers sacked, drove one to the funny farm, gave one a heart attack and a few on long term sick... not to mention the amount of kids passed onto other 'harder' teachers
theyre gunna learn fuck all
edit: and one guy was paralysed :icon28:
our class alone got 2 teachers sacked, drove one to the funny farm, gave one a heart attack and a few on long term sick... not to mention the amount of kids passed onto other 'harder' teachers
theyre gunna learn fuck all
edit: and one guy was paralysed :icon28:
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:49 pm
Yeah, our history teacher had a stash of wisky in her cupboard. She got sacked twice before she finally died of something.
Amazing, the woman also managed to get caught shagging in her office with the other history teacher... Fucking crazy botch.
Amazing, the woman also managed to get caught shagging in her office with the other history teacher... Fucking crazy botch.
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:55 pm
we made one of our teachers run out crying, threw snowballs at the teachers car (while she was driving past), and the head teacher is off with depression.
and every1 calls one of the teacher a drunk, which he clearly is, even the other teachers do.
not that bad compared to your stories though.
and every1 calls one of the teacher a drunk, which he clearly is, even the other teachers do.
not that bad compared to your stories though.
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:18 pm
I was really bad in math, so I was in the remedial math class with all the delinquents. The teacher was on old lady that had been at the school a long time, even my big sister had her for math. One day, the delinquents just got out of control and went crazy, the were shouting and spitting on the chalkboard, and throwing pennies at the teacher. Her face got beet red and she started crying, just standing there, not knowing what else to do. The vice-principal in his office two buildings over heard the noise, it was so loud, and just followed it to it's origin. When he walked into the room, everyone froze and there was dead silence, cause the delinquents knew he was tough. I can't remember what happened after that except I think the teacher went out and he took over the class and set everybody on some dificult math work. I felt bad for her cause she was just an old lady after all, not mean or anything.
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:17 pm
best thing that happened to the hole, pity it didnt flatten the whole fkn place so you could start again