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the perfect bitch
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:35 am
by hate
1) She has a nice body and a big chest.
2) She does it all sexually and realizes her man needs to have sex at least once a day -- even if she's not in the mood herself.
3) She doesn't nag or talk too much.
4) She dresses hot, but only when appropriate.
5) She is a girl any guy would want to take home to his mother.
6) She doesn't argue much or hold grudges.
7) She takes care of the kids, the house and the shopping and doesn't expect him to do anything. And, when he does help, she is very appreciative.
8) She doesn't spend money like water and waits for sales to buy things.
9) She is content and happy all the time.
10) His happiness makes her happy.
11) She lets him go to strip clubs and he never has to lie to her about where he goes.
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:36 am
by sys0p
She'd bore the shit out of me
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:37 am
by Zerofactor
Wow, I bet that relationship would last at least three seconds.
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:37 am
by hate
and..
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:38 am
by hate
sys0p wrote:She'd bore the shit out of me
nothing like dear old mum
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:39 am
by dzjepp
Great. When you find her gimme a ring.
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:43 am
by a13n
@hate
virus? :icon34:
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:47 am
by hate
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:06 am
by ScooterG
Good luck finding her....
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:14 am
by eepberries
sys0p wrote:She'd bore the shit out of me
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:40 am
by axbaby
i just tossed out the perfect bitch on saturday night from my home forever .. I'M FREE .
>dances happily
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:50 am
by MaCaBr3
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:14 am
by D'Artagnan
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:37 am
by Underpants?
sign language. more better for she.
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 5:51 am
by Denz
So you're after a Fictitious woman.....ok got it.
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:49 pm
by seremtan
been playing too many hentai rape console games by the sounds of it
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:57 pm
by Ryoki
Sysop is right.
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:49 pm
by Geebs
The perfect woman swallows. Anything else is detail.
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 11:14 pm
by hate
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 11:25 pm
by hate
axbaby wrote:i just tossed out the perfect bitch on saturday night from my home forever .. I'M FREE .
>dances happily
i'm having another party
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Re: the perfect bitch
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 11:33 pm
by YourGrandpa
1) She has a nice body and a big chest.
2) She does it all sexually
3) She doesn't nag too much.
4) She dresses hot, but only when appropriate.
5) She is a girl any guy would want to take home to his mother.
6) She doesn't argue much.
7) She takes care of the kids, the house and the shopping.
8) She doesn't spend money like water and waits for sales to buy things.
9) She is content and happy most of the time.
10) His happiness makes her happy.
11) He never has to lie to her about where he goes.
I modified the list to fit the woman I married.
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 12:22 am
by Guest
Lol yeah maybe that'd be ok if she was a shape shifter. You know some men say they have a hard time getting it up so they take viagra. Well I have a new idea that works just as well it's called NEW PUSSY.
Re: the perfect bitch
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 12:24 am
by Chupacabra
hate wrote:1) She has a nice body and a big chest.
2) She does it all sexually and realizes her man needs to have sex at least once a day -- even if she's not in the mood herself.
3) She doesn't nag or talk too much.
4) She dresses hot, but only when appropriate.
5) She is a girl any guy would want to take home to his mother.
6) She doesn't argue much or hold grudges.
7) She takes care of the kids, the house and the shopping and doesn't expect him to do anything. And, when he does help, she is very appreciative.
8) She doesn't spend money like water and waits for sales to buy things.
9) She is content and happy all the time.
10) His happiness makes her happy.
11) She lets him go to strip clubs and he never has to lie to her about where he goes.
some of them are cool and some of them are lame such as "She is content and happy all the time". thats asking a bit too much and would get really monotonous.
i think you should add a few:
13) She is rational and logical.
14) She is interesting to talk to and charismatic.
Re: the perfect bitch
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 12:45 am
by seremtan
Chupacabra wrote:charismatic
what, like gandhi?
Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 12:47 am
by Guest
How about intelligent and able to carry an interesting conversation?