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Chelsea Clinton
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:01 pm
by Mogul
This is some hillarious crap. I was watching CNN and this important guy from Kenya says that he's been in love with Chelsea Clinton and he has offered like 20 cows and 40 goats to Bill to marry her. It's totally bizarre. They had him on the phone with a CNN reporter and everything.
I wish I had a link or some more information. But man. :icon19:
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:02 pm
by Mr.Magnetichead
I'd hit it.
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:09 pm
by E:v:O
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:37 pm
by Transient
Mr.Magnetichead wrote:I'd hit it.
Which ones, the cows or the goats?
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:47 pm
by Mr.Magnetichead
The Clintons. All of them.
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:48 pm
by dzjepp
Especially him
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:48 pm
by Transient
What about their pet cat, Socks?
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:49 pm
by dzjepp
I'd poke the cat in the pussy with a fork.
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:50 pm
by Mr.Magnetichead
Socks would watch and beat off.
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:50 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
dzjepp wrote:I'd poke the cat in the pussy with a fork.
and then boot it in the c*nt with a spoon?
Re: Chelsea Clinton
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 6:58 pm
by Canidae
Mogul wrote:This is some hillarious crap. I was watching CNN and this important guy from Kenya says that he's been in love with Chelsea Clinton and he has offered like 20 cows and 40 goats to Bill to marry her. It's totally bizarre. They had him on the phone with a CNN reporter and everything.
I wish I had a link or some more information. But man. :icon19:
He has only 60 animals...thats a poor farmer like Booger in the US! :icon19:
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 7:02 pm
by Mogul
dzjepp wrote:I'd poke the cat in the pussy with a fork.
n1
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 7:02 pm
by Mogul
You know what would be awesome? If Bill Clinton got fucked to death by a horse.
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 7:18 pm
by Nightshade
Sounds like a good deal for Bill.