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Q3W getting shut down... By Microsoft.

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:27 am
by rep
http://appft1.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Par ... 0050156873

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Rest in peace.

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:35 am
by Dave
They're talking about sendng icons over IM, not forums... Now if q3w decided to implement a system were you could upload your own icons and have them spawn automagically on everyone else's computer then maybe they'd have a case

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:46 am
by SoM
:icon27:

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:49 am
by dnoyc
so like rep to be a fucking moron.

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:53 am
by tnf
Dave wrote:They're talking about sendng icons over IM, not forums... Now if q3w decided to implement a system were you could upload your own icons and have them spawn automagically on everyone else's computer then maybe they'd have a case
You should also be a patent attorney along with being a politician. :p

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:57 am
by rep
Dave wrote:They're talking about sendng icons over IM, not forums... Now if q3w decided to implement a system were you could upload your own icons and have them spawn automagically on everyone else's computer then maybe they'd have a case
So any forum with a file attachment feature, or AOL Instant Messenger which you can use AIM Expressions with? (Different sets of emoticons. I believe you can hack them and make your own.)

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:57 am
by dnoyc
no.

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:00 am
by Dave
tnf wrote:
Dave wrote:They're talking about sendng icons over IM, not forums... Now if q3w decided to implement a system were you could upload your own icons and have them spawn automagically on everyone else's computer then maybe they'd have a case
You should also be a patent attorney along with being a politician. :p
i'm getting my PHD in commonsense and reading comprehension posting here :icon26:

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:02 am
by tnf
Are you implying I lack both of those? :p

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:04 am
by Dave
rep wrote:
Dave wrote:They're talking about sendng icons over IM, not forums... Now if q3w decided to implement a system were you could upload your own icons and have them spawn automagically on everyone else's computer then maybe they'd have a case
So any forum with a file attachment feature, or AOL Instant Messenger which you can use AIM Expressions with? (Different sets of emoticons. I believe you can hack them and make your own.)
the patent is also confined to real-time communications. I don't consider a forum real-time.

telephone : IM :: postal mail : forum

You know about analogies, right?

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:04 am
by Dave
tnf wrote:Are you implying I lack both of those? :p
:paranoid: no.... :paranoid:

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:09 am
by tnf
Oh. You would have been correct in doing so.

i kant reed vere gud.

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:21 am
by Scourge
Rep, you have entirely too much free time on your hands.

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:31 am
by bitWISE
Software patents are fucking lame...especially trivial ones like these.

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:16 am
by Canis
I think this is for a biometric-like technology that will use a camera to record the emotional state of your face as you sit in front of your computer and then represent it in an avatar of some sort that changes dynamically with your emotions.

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:24 am
by Dave
"character sequences representing the custom emoticons" -> ;) :) :up: :etc: - not quote body recognition.

Maybe you should patent body actions for generating icons... it could be your cash cow someday.

The first "implementation" is about pumping image data over the connection along with the message and redrawing on the other side.

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 7:37 am
by MKJ
wait, did they patent "emoticons" or smileys? i mean those "emoticunts" are those annoying little yellow fuckfaces in msn they made right, while smileys are just character sequences used for over 20 years :o

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 7:40 am
by Denz
I knew better to click on one of rep's threads, I don't know why I did it. Now I regret it as usual.

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 7:50 am
by Chupacabra
hooray for the overly dramatic topic title

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:02 am
by +JuggerNaut+
Denz wrote:I knew better to click on one of rep's threads, I don't know why I did it. Now I regret it as usual.
just means you're weak

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:46 pm
by Ryoki
MKJ wrote:"emoticunts" are those annoying little yellow fuckfaces
I agree with this discription wholeheartedly!

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:00 pm
by plained
:plained:

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:15 pm
by Doombrain
Image

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:17 pm
by plained
ey doen worri i got some for you pally :dbspank:

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:45 pm
by seremtan
ha ha adblocked :lub: