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running commentary
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:37 pm
by seremtan
well it's a beautiful day out here at the forum, perfect weather for another thread. we're just waiting for the competitors to line up on the grid...
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:38 pm
by CrinklyArse
CrinklyArse wrote:^misantropia^ wrote:seremtan wrote:
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:39 pm
by Survivor
Yes, I agree seremtan. A beautiful day indeed. And an impressive lineup we have today.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 6:04 pm
by werldhed
I see CrinklyArse is warming up with a play that we just saw exhibited in his most recent match. The real question will be whether it will be effective in today's competition, as well.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 6:08 pm
by Survivor
Also the current recordholder scourge seems to be doing some stretching. Did you know that in the past he has entered this competition under an alter ego.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 6:08 pm
by Nightshade
Of note in today's match is that CrinklyArse even made it to the competition, struggling to get over that nasty case of jizz poisoning he had last week. He's a trooper.
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 6:38 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
And there's the starting bell... and they're off!
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:32 pm
by seremtan
omfg and they're off - crinklyarse jumps the starting line with a zen move - a real headscratcher - then survivor with an artful meteorological observation - tricky - followed closely by werldhed taking a wrong turn into the commentary box - run along there little feller the race is down below not up here - survivor leaps out in front with a stinging indictment of one of the race marshals - followed up by nightshade - oh dear he looks like he's started on empty - better fill the tank before the race next time slappy - but oh my god what's this puffy has only just seen the green light - what was he thinking? - we'll be right back after these important messages from our sponsors...
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 9:07 pm
by Survivor
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:42 am
by seremtan
and don't forget to eat snacky smores
now, back to the race...
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:54 am
by werldhed
Coach always said I would never go anywhere in sports.
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 2:38 am
by losCHUNK
*streaks*
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 2:47 am
by ForM
Were back and what an exciteing race it has been. There have been many twists and turns but one that is falling into the back of the pack quickly is scourge.
We thought him to be a domanent leader comming into todays race but it seems this is not the day.
Wait, Sideling up beside him is case, Oh my god hes smileing at scourge as he leaves him in the dust behind him. Wait.....
CASE JUST FELL DOWN!
Oh my God what an upset.
Lets see that in SloMoVision......
(rewinds viewer)
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 3:14 am
by losCHUNK
as the instant replay shows form, case seemed to of been distracted by a fanatic fan waving a picture of GWB, the fall almost looked like he all of a sudden become front heavy
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 3:22 am
by ForM
Indeed you are correct. With closer inspection it almost looks as if he was laughing his ass off. Its a shame things like that cant be kept from the competitors view. And that wasnt a GWB thing.... LOOK!
(zooms in on fan waveing a Horka Thane fan club hat)
Now thats just wrong. Case should get to restart.
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:14 am
by Testoclesius
get a life you fucking virgins :lol:
Re: running commentary
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:17 am
by Keep It Real
seremtan wrote:well it's a beautiful day out here at the forum, perfect weather for another thread. we're just waiting for the competitors to line up on the grid...
I win the competition with a perfect performance, all you nerds lose :lol:
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 5:03 am
by ForM
Testoclesius wrote:get a life you fucking virgins :lol:
This manchild is proclaimeing hes the one and sad loser Horka Thane.
Well....looks like this compatition is all but defeated. A sad testiment to his icon and rank, which were unjustified.
Re: running commentary
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:15 pm
by seremtan
Keep It Real wrote:seremtan wrote:well it's a beautiful day out here at the forum, perfect weather for another thread. we're just waiting for the competitors to line up on the grid...
I win the competition with a perfect performance, all you nerds lose :lol:
you gotta be in to win negro. put down that candy floss and make your play
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 5:27 pm
by Scourge
Damn, I done lost the race and didn't even know I was in it.
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 5:28 pm
by Guest
Alter ego's ass, that other one is the imposter.
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 5:42 pm
by bork[e]
How's the non-smoking going?
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 5:43 pm
by Scourge
Still going. 5 days and no smokes. Got it licked I think.
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:17 pm
by Survivor
Who won?
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:25 pm
by Scourge
damn sure wasn't me.