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Alcohol is GOOD

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 7:38 pm
by Canidae
Did you know this about vodka?


1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.
4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.
6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your! face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.
8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.
9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziploc freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.
10. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.
11. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
12. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.
13. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.
14. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.


And silly me . I've only been drinking the stuff!!!

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 7:40 pm
by Guest
lol although I'll admit I didn't know a few of the things listed there it's pretty common knowledge for the rest. I'd never wash my feet with vodka either.

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 7:44 pm
by Foo
I am in complete agreement. Not sure what aboutr though.

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 7:45 pm
by Cool Blue
Vodka gives us so much and asks for so little in return.

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 7:48 pm
by Guest
Cool Blue wrote:Vodka gives us so much and asks for so little in return.
Mmmm so little... Image

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 7:48 pm
by Foo
My post is probably QED

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 7:49 pm
by Foo
Kracus wrote:
Cool Blue wrote:Vodka gives us so much and asks for so little in return.
Mmmm so little... Image
I heard it gives you like -$5 and an additionaly -$5 tip.

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 7:52 pm
by werldhed
Why not use rubbing alcohol instead of vodka? It's cheaper and will do a better job at all of those things.

Except helping a toothache. I'd ill-advise putting it in your mouth.

OR...even better, use denatured alcohol. I imagine it would work even better and evaporate faster.

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 7:58 pm
by mik0rs
You can use it to get drunk too :icon14:

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 7:58 pm
by Foo
that's funny. your funny

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:01 pm
by mik0rs
You know, you're not the first person who's said that.

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:02 pm
by Foo
I'll bet I'm not. I bet I'm not.

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:13 pm
by Giraffe }{unter
1. VOX vodka is great in a martini
2. Kettle one Vodka Pwnes red bull
3. greygoose and toinc is my drink of choice