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So were gonna see B.Spears Muff for real now then?
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:02 pm
by o'dium
Dunno if you heard, but bitch tits is gonna record her kids birth and show it on TV on her reality TV show... Heh...
Too bad shes an ugly cow. Ahh whatever i still would...

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:06 pm
by MKJ
itll be censored, obviously.
like that show i want a famous face, they censor all types-o-nudity, yet we can see someones insides getting carved in all its glory :icon14:
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:24 pm
by lars63
So true and the gore is much worse than any nudity i've ever seen *imo*
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:57 pm
by dzjepp
Do you know what happens to a 'muff' in labor? I'd rather not.

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:58 pm
by plained
thats one lucky kid i tell you yo
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:03 pm
by shadd_
dzjepp wrote:Do you know what happens to a 'muff' in labor? I'd rather not.

child birth is pretty cool tbh. some wild colour on a placenta.
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:05 pm
by saturn
Obstetrics is cool.....screaming women, agonizing pain, valleys of emotions, rivers of tears, blood, urine, faeces, amniotic water, sweat, laughter, joy, ectasy, kisses.
All condensed in a small room. Brilliant.
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:06 pm
by Denz
*throws TV in Garbage*
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:07 pm
by rep
What became of subtlety?
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:15 pm
by raw
saturn wrote:Obstetrics is cool.....screaming women, agonizing pain, valleys of emotions, rivers of tears, blood, urine, faeces, amniotic water, sweat, laughter, joy, ectasy, kisses.
All condensed in a small room. Brilliant.
I JUST came from that description. Time to go change my pants.
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:17 pm
by Chupacabra
saturn wrote:Obstetrics is cool.....screaming women, agonizing pain, valleys of emotions, rivers of tears, blood, urine, faeces, amniotic water, sweat, laughter, joy, ectasy, kisses.
All condensed in a small room. Brilliant.
feces?
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:20 pm
by ^misantropia^
Poo. It happens.
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:23 pm
by brisk
Chupacabra wrote:saturn wrote:Obstetrics is cool.....screaming women, agonizing pain, valleys of emotions, rivers of tears, blood, urine, faeces, amniotic water, sweat, laughter, joy, ectasy, kisses.
All condensed in a small room. Brilliant.
feces?
arschebirth.
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:23 pm
by sliver
You aren't going to see the kid come out of her, just her screeching face and her holding the kid afterward. She said as much in an interview.
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:24 pm
by Nightshade
brisk wrote:Chupacabra wrote:saturn wrote:Obstetrics is cool.....screaming women, agonizing pain, valleys of emotions, rivers of tears, blood, urine, faeces, amniotic water, sweat, laughter, joy, ectasy, kisses.
All condensed in a small room. Brilliant.
feces?
arschebirth.

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:25 pm
by losCHUNK
fuck that for a laugh
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:27 pm
by Don Carlos
I seen a baby being born on tv...it was all screaming and then it got to a point where it just slopped out...sounded horrible... :S
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:18 pm
by seremtan
since we we're all born - unless there are any c-section kids here - we've all seen this from the goatse side already
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:48 pm
by mik0rs
seremtan wrote:since we we're all born - unless there are any c-section kids here - we've all seen this from the goatse side already
Yep, it's not that we're too young to remember, it's just PTSD blocking it out.
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:15 pm
by saturn
raw wrote:saturn wrote:Obstetrics is cool.....screaming women, agonizing pain, valleys of emotions, rivers of tears, blood, urine, faeces, amniotic water, sweat, laughter, joy, ectasy, kisses.
All condensed in a small room. Brilliant.
I JUST came from that description. Time to go change my pants.
I'll pm you the pregnant ho-porn links.
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:17 pm
by saturn
Chupacabra wrote:saturn wrote:Obstetrics is cool.....screaming women, agonizing pain, valleys of emotions, rivers of tears, blood, urine, faeces, amniotic water, sweat, laughter, joy, ectasy, kisses.
All condensed in a small room. Brilliant.
feces?
it's normal....a baby is pushed through the narrow birthcanal (enormously stretched vagina!) in the pelvis and basically pushing the poo out of the mum's rectum/anus.
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:19 pm
by shadd_
if they have time before the actual birth an enema is given though right?
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:20 pm
by saturn
sometimes....it's not the end of the world
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:22 pm
by KingManULTRA
She named her kid "Muff"...?
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 12:23 am
by Guest
Yeah... seeing a pregnant chick giving birth.... fucking gross you fucking retard.