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universal card 0 percent on all balance transfers for life and johnny be fucked if there is a 3 year 1.6 percent on purchases. you may ask "what's the motherfucking catch?" We-e-e-e-ell let me tell you something, one late payment and bang those cock ends breach your man-hymen (c) JNS with a splintery broomstick. Hey, no problem, right--just pay by the regularly scheduled date like I do with everything else, I think while filling out the form. Well not so simple when the horsemouthed slickster shitshirts cleverly change the due date month to month. I'm not fucking kidding, just got chin checked with 400 ducats in penalties so I pull up my online account, run a history and for March the due date was the 7th. for May the due date was the 9th. for june the due date was the 6th. for July it was the 11th. for august, it's the fucking 8th. It doesn't merge with any kind of regular schedule I can make of it, unless first non-holiday monday of the month.
haha played. Sure enough I'm dumping these twisted twats tomorrow for my other 0 percent Visa.

I am the fucking man, son.

You are fucking men, son. :lol:

he fucks men, and their sons

Underpants? wrote:universal card 0 percent on all balance transfers for life and johnny be fucked if there is a 3 year 1.6 percent on purchases. you may ask "what's the motherfucking catch?" We-e-e-e-ell let me tell you something, one late payment and bang those cock ends breach your man-hymen (c) JNS with a splintery broomstick. Hey, no problem, right--just pay by the regularly scheduled date like I do with everything else, I think while filling out the form. Well not so simple when the horsemouthed slickster shitshirts cleverly change the due date month to month. I'm not fucking kidding, just got chin checked with 400 ducats in penalties so I pull up my online account, run a history and for March the due date was the 7th. for May the due date was the 9th. for june the due date was the 6th. for July it was the 11th. for august, it's the fucking 8th. It doesn't merge with any kind of regular schedule I can make of it, unless first non-holiday monday of the month.
haha played. Sure enough I'm dumping these twisted twats tomorrow for my other 0 percent Visa.

i didn't understand all of that but it sounds like your anal ship just got boarded by pork pirates

or something

you see, once again semenstain you flip the story to merge with your past. No one can relate to your sad tale of male prostitution and homo bukake

the funny thing is, all my other cards--debt owns me, if Sys0p was in my town I would probably have seen his mean mug once or twice by now--have roughly a 30-day turnover, where the due date is never more than 3 days off one month to the next, so what makes universal (citibank MC) so special? are they above the credit card code of honor? Either way, I fucked them off this morning making my day better so far.
also, happy friday, ass faces.

tbh I didnt even read the first post, but I found seremtan's posts funny. :lol: He saved this thread. You should thank him. :lol:

My username was hacked, edited by the real GenX!

Sorry for anything the fucktard hacker may have said.

Underpants? wrote:you see, once again semenstain you flip the story to merge with your past. No one can relate to your sad tale of male prostitution and homo bukake

this post made me hard

genxgenius wrote:fuck off Nerd? :lol:

:lol:
does that misshapen and swollen, attacked by killer bee-looking head of yours disgust even elders in your bush man church?
:lol: your horrid mug provides hours of at-least-I'm-not-that-hideous entertainment, keep up the good work you sweaty bushman ballbag-gripping bellend.

seremtan wrote:

Underpants? wrote:you see, once again semenstain you flip the story to merge with your past. No one can relate to your sad tale of male prostitution and homo bukake

this post made me hard

well with posts like this it's no wonder people like Turing are out of work in the Q3W corporate empire.
:lol: toss that fatggot a quarter next time you see him, would ya?

that post made me soft however

well thank god then I averted the potential disaster of any errant DNA escaping your rotten, shriveled stinky beans fun boy.

thank you god

I'm not playing your reindeer games, so fuck off, man jam-handler.

these flames are too advanced for me

it's based on a 30 day billing period, which even shows on your paper statement if you're not checking it online. which begs the question, why are you not checking it online? also, i doubt that 1.6 is but for promotion only, say 9-12 months. :icon31:

PHILAMONSTER wrote:it's based on a 30 day billing period, which even shows on your paper statement if you're not checking it online. which begs the question, why are you not checking it online? also, i doubt that 1.6 is but for promotion only, say 9-12 months. :icon31:

and I doubt that you'll fuck off, fullassmonster.
oh and welcome to the boards :icon26:

Testoclesius wrote::lol: Utterpoof? :lol:

well if it isn't that big hairy fuck tool from Australia (Asian for "must wipe with stick and sponge") testochinutsius