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The Cough

When you are occupying a stall, give a little cough to indicate to others that you are there and should be given the courtesy due all crappers. Practice your cough to ensure that it is loud enough and projects past the stall door. Also work on timing. Also give a cough when you enter a public facility. Highly skilled crappers will give you a cough in return to indicate that they are there and know the rules of crapping too. Loud humming or the shuffling of reading materials can be a substitute but is not recommended as it is not very good etiquette. Toe tapping is also quite effective.

Reading Materials

This is a brilliant time to brush up on your trade publications or gossip mags. While newspapers are acceptable, they can be unweildy especially in a tight stall. Pornography is never the choice of serious crappers. Erections do not lend themselves to the easing of the sphinctor muscles and the free flow of fecal matter.