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I HAVE STOLEN THE INTERNET

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:14 am
by losCHUNK
all of internet are now belong to me

what shall i do with it ?

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:16 am
by Scourge
Give it back, bucko. :mad:

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:18 am
by losCHUNK
nuh uh, mine now

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:20 am
by Scourge
I've got a snapping turtle and he's traind to jump slightly under waist high. :icon6:

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:22 am
by losCHUNK
*shoves wok down there*

if he can get through that then the bugger deserves em

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:23 am
by Scourge
I've just fitted him with armor piercing liners on his mouth.

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:24 am
by losCHUNK
nah, my dogs just raped it and it jus scuttled off looking rather pregnant

congrats dude your gunna be a grandaddy :up:

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:27 am
by Scourge
:( fuck.

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:27 am
by losCHUNK
argh fair enough, ill abort them for you

**grabs coat hanger**

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:29 am
by Scourge
Don't forget the vacuum.

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:31 am
by Scourge
Only fair since you let your dogs violate snappie.

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:31 am
by losCHUNK
snappies a slag, get over it

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:32 am
by Scourge
The love for a child blinds one. :tear:

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:34 am
by losCHUNK
awwww *wubbles*

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:47 am
by Scourge
*sniff*

I should have realized when all the amphibians in the neighborhood were always at my back door.

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:50 pm
by seremtan
have you really stolen the internet? or just the fake i left out as a decoy.

a-haaaaaa...

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:24 pm
by diego
sheep shagger

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:00 pm
by losCHUNK
i have teh realz internet and am now counterfeiting it
diego wrote:sheep shagger
got wool in my eye :(

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:51 pm
by Massive Quasars
Wool chafing.

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:54 pm
by Massive Quasars
First electricity, then the internet.

Prioritize.

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:24 pm
by seremtan
losCHUNK wrote:i have teh realz internet and am now counterfeiting
if you hold it up to the light and doesn't have goatse on it, it's not the real internet

you've been had

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:44 pm
by losCHUNK
YOUVE GOT FAKE INTERNET HAR HAR

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:45 pm
by Pext
btw: what's this internet thing, everyone is talking about?

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:45 pm
by Pext
is it the same as the world wide web?

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:46 pm
by Scourge
Very similar indeed.