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Public Restroom Humor

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:41 am
by Brian Slade
http://unsolvedmysteries.com/usm423040.html
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restrooms at a rest stop but, I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassedly: "Doin Just Fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up too?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh I'm like you, just traveling east!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

Can I come over to your place after while?

Ok, this question is just wacky but i figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.

I tell him, "Well, I have company over so today is a bad day for me!" Then I hear the guy say nervously...

"LISTEN!!! I'll have to call you back, there's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions, bye!"
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:56 am
by losCHUNK
lol

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:59 am
by mjrpes
literal lol

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 3:01 am
by shiznit
lol

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 3:22 am
by stocktroll
lol?

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:59 am
by Chupacabra
lol

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:09 am
by Transient
lol

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:38 am
by Geebs
Not as funny as the last time you got your head flushed for being a goth pedo fag, P:E:V:O

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:43 am
by Canis
:lol:

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:44 am
by Brian Slade
Never happened Greebs, and keep your homosexual fantasies to yourself. Or R&R Fag.

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:49 am
by Geebs
I've always wanted to know, what's it like being played by and then deciding you want to marry a fat munter?

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:24 am
by glossy
Geebs wrote:Not as funny as the last time you got your head flushed for being a goth pedo fag, P:E:V:O
the story was funny, this post was funnier