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cops around here hate hillbillies like me

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:07 pm
by Freakaloin
http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/front/3252707

this is just a few miles down the road...i went to college there. i got arrested once by the cocksuckers becuz my exgirlbitch decided she was gonna break in my apartment and steal my cat...i chased her down the street and waved down a cop. i told him she stole my cat but he let her leave with the cat...i told em i was gona file a report and they hit me with a flashlight and arrested me. another time some drunk driver hit my wifes parked car...i ran outside and caught the drunk whore trying to drive off...i stopped her and when the cops came i told them she was drunk, total the car and there were 8-10 empty beer cans in here car...they said they were letting her go without even a ticket. when i protested they said to shut up or go to jail...fuck that place and u to...

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:09 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
they normally treat trailer trash potheads like that here, too.

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:09 pm
by Freakaloin
they treat everyone like that around there...

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:10 pm
by Canidae
Sounds like you get no respect, not even at home.
It might have to do with the fact that you carry your wife's purse everywhere...

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:12 pm
by Giraffe }{unter
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:they normally treat trailer trash potheads like that here, too.
:icon19:

BURN

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:12 pm
by Geebs
Heh, the police are just distracting Geoff for a while so the Chief can get finishhed with Mrs. Pop

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:14 pm
by seremtan
Texas :lol:

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:16 pm
by Freakaloin
i bet it was the same cop who hit me with the flashlight that arrested that guy for saving the dudes life...i can just see him..."great u saved him now get out of the water...what u wait 15 seconds before complying? ur going down"...

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:16 pm
by saturn
Ge0ff :lol:

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:22 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
Freakaloin wrote:i bet it was the same cop who hit me with the flashlight that arrested that guy for saving the dudes life...i can just see him..."great u saved him now get out of the water...what u wait 15 seconds before complying? ur going down"...
you must have been pretty stoned to go down on a cop :lol:

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:23 pm
by tnf
Sounds like an episode of cops..

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:25 pm
by Freakaloin
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
Freakaloin wrote:i bet it was the same cop who hit me with the flashlight that arrested that guy for saving the dudes life...i can just see him..."great u saved him now get out of the water...what u wait 15 seconds before complying? ur going down"...
you must have been pretty stoned to go down on a cop :lol:
u must be stoned now cuz i was talking about the guy who saved the dude from drowning...idiot...

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:26 pm
by Nightshade
fuck u...

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:26 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
Freakaloin wrote:
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
Freakaloin wrote:i bet it was the same cop who hit me with the flashlight that arrested that guy for saving the dudes life...i can just see him..."great u saved him now get out of the water...what u wait 15 seconds before complying? ur going down"...
you must have been pretty stoned to go down on a cop :lol:
u must be stoned now cuz i was talking about the guy who saved the dude from drowning...idiot...
you fantasized about the quote, f@g, blame your h0m0 erotic mind.

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:29 pm
by Giraffe }{unter
Campus cops :icon19:

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:33 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
Giraffe }{unter wrote:Campus cops :icon19:
he was probably fisted as a teen in the housewares section at walmart by asset protection. bad memories :(

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:34 pm
by Freakaloin
no city cops...

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:00 pm
by losCHUNK
lol

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:35 pm
by netrex
That's just laughable.. They're probably retarded.. How stupid is it possible to become? Seriously.

Re: this is why i hate cops around here...

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:38 pm
by reefsurfer
Freakaloin wrote: this is why i hate Freakaloin around here...
Freakaloin wrote:Im gay..

Freakaloin wrote:Fuck you...
Freakaloin wrote:N e questions?
Freakaloin wrote:Im a housewife blah blah...
Freakaloin wrote:Jellus?
Freakaloin wrote: Crushed

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:42 pm
by Freakaloin
i win...

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:51 pm
by andyman
You remind me of the guy from Reno 911 that had his cock stuck in the birdhouse

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:05 pm
by Freakaloin
only morons watch that show...good job...

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:33 pm
by seremtan
Freakaloin wrote:i bet it was the same cop who hit me with the flashlight that arrested that guy for saving the dudes life...i can just see him..."great u saved him now get out of the water...what u wait 15 seconds before complying? ur going down"...
lol, CSI Hicksville

"the fibre we found under the dead girl's fingernails matches the dustpan brush we found in your house, Mr Freakaloin. You're going down..."