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1. Ricochit: When during dejection a poopy enters the water in a way that splashes water back up onto your asshole?

2. The Morrison: When the toilet paper is weak and your finger(s) break on through to the other side?

3. Red Cocktober: When your meat accidentally is submerged in the water?

4. Snake Tongue: The piss that gets all over the place, usually caused by a night of rough intercourse?

5. Me?

f*cking A, that's a tough list.

I'm going for a jog over by the new stadium, i'll get back to you.

Don't I know it. Snake tongue isn't a problem unless you're in a girl's house. Then it's a big mess... Literally.

Ricochit can ruin your day. It destroys confidence almost as much as Duhard destroys the Crash bot.

The Morrison is bad if you're about to sit down for a meal because even though you'll properly wash your hands (hopefully) it'll be in the back of your mind and your ability to enjoy the meal will be hampered by the fact that you're trying to not use that finger.

Red Cocktober is bad too because nomatter what you can't have sex until you take a really long shower and soak in the tub for an hour. Who wants head knowing that you'll have to make out with her in a bit when she's got dungwater on her mouth?

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:I'm going for a jog over by the new stadium, i'll get back to you.

I was just by there the other day. How much you wanna bet someone (or an animal) gets seriously injured by the field when they pull it outside?

Edit: Since people probably don't know what I'm talking about, here's a picture.



The football field comes out of the stadium... Pimp my arena.

"The 152,000 square-foot concrete stadium floor will have a utility grid embedded in the floor and can host various events like trade and consumer shows, conventions, concerts, motor sports and rodeos.
The grass field remains outside the stadium in the sun until game day getting the maximum amount of sunshine and nourishment, eliminating humidity problems inside the stadium and providing unrestricted access to the stadium floor for events and staging."

No doubt they'll have Wrestlemania 25 and Superbowl XLII is going to be there in 2008.

1. Don't have that problem anymore. I drop a single square of toilet paper into the john just before I side down.

2. Never had it happen.

3. The water in the bowl doesn't get high enough for that to ever happen to me.

4. I sit down if I think that will happen, which is inoften.

So I guess that means #4.

Transient wrote:inoften

wtf

Typo. Meant unoften (obviously).

another flake'd out topy :lol:

Probably the snake tongue. I'm too lazy to clean up after the fire hydrant gets loose and out of control. I don't give a fuck.

So you leave pee all over your bathroom floor?

Yes.

Snake tongue can be helped by squeezing a bit, opening your urethra a bit more. Sometimes that's no good and you need to sort of squat over the pisser though, or sit down.

You mean squeezing with your fingers on the top and bottom near the tip, right? That works sometimes.

Leaning forward to try to avoid ricochit just makes it worse. Sometimes that causes ricochit that runs down your taint.

rep wrote:1. Ricochit: When during dejection a poopy enters the water in a way that splashes water back up onto your asshole?

2. The Morrison: When the toilet paper is weak and your finger(s) break on through to the other side?

3. Red Cocktober: When your meat accidentally is submerged in the water?

4. Snake Tongue: The piss that gets all over the place, usually caused by a night of rough intercourse?

5. Me?

1) is prolly the worst. you're less of a man for a moment when it happens.

2) lol@ "the morrison". that doesn't happen, ever. ok, maybe once. two ply all the time and doubled over just in case.

3) i duct tape my c*ck to my inner thigh. that's the only way.

4) at home, i always kneel at the john and piss. avoids any "splash damage".


p.s. yeah, animals will be the ones that get hurt there the most.

..and the Cards will still suck.

rep: http://www.quake3world.com/forum/viewto ... 738#140738

A shit thread without Julios? Blasphemy.

How about having to assume a three-point-stance after waking with morning wood and a strong urge to piss? That one gets me at least once a month.

l0g1c wrote:How about having to assume a three-point-stance after waking with morning wood and a strong urge to piss? That one gets me at least once a month.

Its hard to aim, happens to me like every day. I gotta walk it off first.

Youth.

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:..and the Cards will still suck.

how sad :lol:

rep wrote:You mean squeezing with your fingers on the top and bottom near the tip, right? That works sometimes.

Yup.

rep wrote: Leaning forward to try to avoid ricochit just makes it worse. Sometimes that causes ricochit that runs down your taint.

Never had that problem, needs to be done at an angle to the water to prevent nasty splashback.

I dont have trouble with Snake Tongue, my Parents used to put a ping pong ball in the Bowl so I could practice my aim when I was growing up. Now I'm a great shot, everytime.

6 - when you go to lay some cable and strike oil