ROFL WAFFLES on sale now Ebay
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 3:32 pm
BUY IT NOW!!!
"Hello let me introduce myself. I am Zort Zomg the 5th. However, people usually call me Zomg. I am here to tell you an unbelievable story. It all started on a wonderful sunny morning!
I got out of bed. Strechted and headed for my washroom. I brushed my teeth, took a quick shower, brushed my teeth again, took another shower, and did my hair. I headed downstairs with my suit on ready to go to work. (I work for TTYL Industries) As I headed downstairs I found a note on the wall. It Read:
"Zomg I couldn't make you breakfast today"
Yes it was most likely a note left by my wife. Seems like the GTG Police station needed her early that morning. So anyways...I headed downstairs, opened the refrigirator, and took out my vegetables. I am a very healthy person. I started eating, and this is when it all began...!!!
SUDDENLY
My refrigirator door swung open!!! Two Eggo waffles came flying out and landed right on my plate where I had finished eating my vegetables. I immediately ran for my digital camera thinking I have spoted a UFO and took a picture of this phenomenon. As I was ready to throw these waffles in the garbage thus destroying them, fearing UFO abduction, I suddenly noticed the Word **ROFL** Was on the Waffles! "
"Hello let me introduce myself. I am Zort Zomg the 5th. However, people usually call me Zomg. I am here to tell you an unbelievable story. It all started on a wonderful sunny morning!
I got out of bed. Strechted and headed for my washroom. I brushed my teeth, took a quick shower, brushed my teeth again, took another shower, and did my hair. I headed downstairs with my suit on ready to go to work. (I work for TTYL Industries) As I headed downstairs I found a note on the wall. It Read:
"Zomg I couldn't make you breakfast today"
Yes it was most likely a note left by my wife. Seems like the GTG Police station needed her early that morning. So anyways...I headed downstairs, opened the refrigirator, and took out my vegetables. I am a very healthy person. I started eating, and this is when it all began...!!!
SUDDENLY
My refrigirator door swung open!!! Two Eggo waffles came flying out and landed right on my plate where I had finished eating my vegetables. I immediately ran for my digital camera thinking I have spoted a UFO and took a picture of this phenomenon. As I was ready to throw these waffles in the garbage thus destroying them, fearing UFO abduction, I suddenly noticed the Word **ROFL** Was on the Waffles! "
