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Adventures of american teacher in Japan

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:28 pm
by Bacon
lol, read this shit, lots and lots of good stories here: http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:37 pm
by sliver
not very funny

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:39 pm
by plained
does the teacher get shushi and saki?

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 11:00 pm
by Bacon
sliver wrote:not very funny
It isn't supposed to be...

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 11:01 pm
by plained
really? what is it then?

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 11:20 pm
by R00k
That's pretty interesting. I wonder if horton has similar experiences.

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 11:27 pm
by Shmee
So yeah, try to imagine a country where the perceptions of you are created by your movies, music, and MTV. And when you stop crying and shaking at the sheer horror of that thought, I'll be here waiting.
:icon19:

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 11:42 pm
by feedback
sounds like a prick

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:27 am
by Shmee
Nice find Bacon. A friend of mine teaches high-school and his wife teaches middle school and I hear stories like this all the time. It's cool to read a Japanese analogue.

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:39 am
by Guest
So let me get this straight.... He teaches in a high school and all the japanese high school girls try to grab his dick and there's no age of consent in japan.... Hmmmmm...

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:47 am
by Bacon
Kracus wrote:So let me get this straight.... He teaches in a high school and all the japanese high school girls try to grab his dick and there's no age of consent in japan.... Hmmmmm...
I think i read somewhere in there the boys grab his dick too :lol:

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:27 am
by sliver
Bacon wrote:
sliver wrote:not very funny
It isn't supposed to be...
fucking hell, it's obviously supposed to be comedy gold. But the guy can't write funny for shit.

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:40 am
by D'Artagnan
Nice reading...

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:48 am
by mik0rs
Pretty good time filler.

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:02 pm
by horton
i read that site a while back and most of that shit happens to all foreign teachers in japan.

today, i had about 5 kids try to stick their fingers in my butt, 1 kid touched my cock, and one kid said i was 'number one big penis in the world'

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:13 pm
by Ryoki
Pedo paradise.

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:16 pm
by Nightshade
horton wrote:i read that site a while back and most of that shit happens to all foreign teachers in japan.

today, i had about 5 kids try to stick their fingers in my butt, 1 kid touched my cock, and one kid said i was 'number one big penis in the world'
Well, as for that last bit, we all know you're a big prick.

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:57 pm
by horton
my junior high school students. these are my favourite assholes.

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and my elementary school bitches.

give it a little time and the cute one at the front will be ready for fucking..

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im gonna wait 2 or 3 weeks.

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 3:26 pm
by Pext
olde :)

but still a damn nice read ...

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 4:08 pm
by stocktroll
oh great blogs

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 4:24 pm
by MKJ
so horton, why arent those kids in uniform?
are you giving private lessons?

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 4:26 pm
by saturn
sliver wrote:
Bacon wrote:
sliver wrote:not very funny
It isn't supposed to be...
fucking hell, it's obviously supposed to be comedy gold. But the guy can't write funny for shit.
lol, Havoc you prick.

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 4:26 pm
by saturn
Amusing reads btw

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 4:33 pm
by saturn
I wonder what the Octopus Blowjob Technique is and how that caused him to have a ripped bleeding dick.

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 5:01 pm
by Pext
saturn wrote:I wonder what the Octopus Blowjob Technique is and how that caused him to have a ripped bleeding dick.
yeah... :confused: