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Hardcore :icon14:

Takes a lot of shit to do that i bet :icon28:

first the lions saving a kid, now this. msnbc = The National Enquirer?

i fucked a tiger once...

a dead one, i'll bet :icon34:

No, Tony the tiger is a homo.

That's the man right there. My grandfather got a big dog killed once when he kicked it in the nuts when it attacked him. The kick didn't kill it though the owner put it down aferwards because he thought the dog had been hit by a truck. My grandfather had never told him the dog had got off it's chain and attacked him.

iow kracus' grandad was a bullshitter too

so he just kicked a dog in the nuts. dude killing a lion with your bare hands is so way more badass

I've heard that, or something similar to that. Shove your hand down an animal's throat and their gag reflex prevents them from really doing anything, they just squirm and shit. At least I know it applies to sharks.

OMG!!!

I read the headline and immediately started clapping my hands wildly and hollering!!

I haven't even read the article yet this is already VERY inspirational.

bikkeldesnikkel wrote:so he just kicked a dog in the nuts. dude killing a lion with your bare hands is so way more badass

No shit, but it was a pretty big dog.

[xeno]Julios wrote:OMG!!!

I read the headline and immediately started clapping my hands wildly and hollering!!

I haven't even read the article yet this is already VERY inspirational.

I was impressed until I read this:

“A voice, which must have come from God, whispered to me to drop the panga (machete) and thrust my hand in its wide-open mouth. I obeyed,” M’Mburugu said.

[xeno]Julios wrote:OMG!!!

I haven't even read the article yet this is already VERY inspirational.

inspirational? For what? To go out and pull tongues out of animals?

That's pretty badass.

I wonder if he threw out any corny one-liners while he was holding the muscle in his hand, like "Cat, got your tongue?"

FFS Rook. :lol:

Hey, why didn't he just ram the machete down its throat?

Nightshade wrote:FFS Rook. :lol:

Hey, why didn't he just ram the machete down its throat?

Because God told him to use his hand. I even quoted that part...

Transient wrote:I've heard that, or something similar to that. Shove your hand down an animal's throat and their gag reflex prevents them from really doing anything, they just squirm and shit. At least I know it applies to sharks.

Funny, you'd think maybe that would stop sharks from biting people in half while they squirmed in it's mouth.

It might apply to sharks, but I don't think anyone has been able to rip out their trunk-sized tongues with their bare hands.

It seems to me like pulling on a great white's tongue is only going to pull you further into its mouth.

Yeah I heard to stay away from a sharks mouth, bye bye arm. It might work with an animal that can't bite any part of your body clean off if they want to of course. Try that one with a Tiger.

i wish that guy was my grandfather... as long as it meant i didn't have to live in africa.