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ROFL Americans: Shocking news - Men masturbate to porn!

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:24 pm
by SplishSplash
Clicky!

Oh America, what will you discover next? :icon19:
Ron O'Leary, a Cleveland chief assistant director of code enforcement, said Thursday that council members were shocked last year to learn that some men masturbate while watching X-rated movies in the private booths.

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:26 pm
by Freakaloin
liar...

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:30 pm
by Uaintseenme
lol..i know this 30 year old guy at work that's gonna be REAL dissapointed. He meets this chick in a booth weekly.

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:33 pm
by duffman91
Best part:
He said they were also chagrined to learned that sometimes two men may engage in sexual acts in a booth.
Ohio is a pice of shit.

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:41 pm
by Transient
Isn't the whole POINT of those booths to wank? :dork:

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:42 pm
by bitWISE
LOL. Guys in cleveland just got owned...

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:49 pm
by 4days
The city ordinance further demands that the video monitor that receives transmissions from the booths be placed in full public view so that anyone in the store will be able to see what is happening behind closed doors.
:puke:

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:10 pm
by Hannibal
4days wrote:
...anyone in the store will be able to see what is happening behind closed doors.
Image

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:14 pm
by Psyche911
I'm confused.

Is this not what they usually do in there? Don't they have people to clean them specifically for that reason? lol

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:18 pm
by LeonardoP
lol yeah. that's what you get when people with no social knowledge rule the place. owned!

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:22 pm
by Tormentius
Thats an entirely new low for beureaucratic stupidity.

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:54 pm
by seremtan
Cleveland City Council decided it takes a peep show to crack down on peep shows.
nail -> head

And the stores will have security cameras watching the people watching the peep show patrons who are watching a peep show.

If you could somehow get the porn actresses to watch security video footage while they ride cock, the circle would be complete.

What a voyeuristic society we live in :paranoid: :paranoid: :paranoid: :paranoid:

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:56 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
Hannibal wrote:
4days wrote:
...anyone in the store will be able to see what is happening behind closed doors.
Image
haha

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:23 pm
by Massive Quasars
Link said the ACLU would not get involved in the case since "there is no First Amendment right to masturbate."

Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:55 pm
by The HavoX
LOL