I love destroying fagots who don't know how to drive.
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:26 am
Yesterday at 8pm I was on my way to a friend's house who lives in the city, so I have to take the highway that goes through the whole island of Montreal. So I'm driving on an avenue that crosses the highway and I notice a new blue Neon with two young blokes (not teens, in the 20's) in front and two young chicks inside. They don't go that fast, but right before taking the onramp onto the service road, I get stuck behind some idiot and they end up in front of me on the onramp.
I instantly notice that they are going really fagotly slow on the onramp, like 30km/h, even in my '00 Civic hatch I can take that curve twice as fast. So I tailgate them, when there is enough space I pass them on the right. I gradually speed up on the highway to 110km/h (speed limit 50km/h though) and then I see the blue Neon approaching me from my right. He probably downshifted and wants to pass me and cut in front of me to get onto the highway. Sadly, I can't do shit because my car is a shitty automatic. So I just accept it and there the fagot goes, cutting right in front of me. I see the girls in the back seat turning around giving me "ownt" looks.
And here's the destroying part: as we rolled onto the highway, right before merging, the fagot slows down because he was afraid of the traffic (there was medium traffic at that time), but I saw that there are no cars in the right lane before I started merging onto the highway, so I accelerate (I didn't slow down with him, I was still going about 110km/h before that moment), cross the white lines and blast by the fagot between the lanes like if he was standing still, while I was doing only 130km/h. I lost sight of him from my rearview at that exact moment and never saw that gay blue neon appear there again. Fucking owned :icon19:
I instantly notice that they are going really fagotly slow on the onramp, like 30km/h, even in my '00 Civic hatch I can take that curve twice as fast. So I tailgate them, when there is enough space I pass them on the right. I gradually speed up on the highway to 110km/h (speed limit 50km/h though) and then I see the blue Neon approaching me from my right. He probably downshifted and wants to pass me and cut in front of me to get onto the highway. Sadly, I can't do shit because my car is a shitty automatic. So I just accept it and there the fagot goes, cutting right in front of me. I see the girls in the back seat turning around giving me "ownt" looks.
And here's the destroying part: as we rolled onto the highway, right before merging, the fagot slows down because he was afraid of the traffic (there was medium traffic at that time), but I saw that there are no cars in the right lane before I started merging onto the highway, so I accelerate (I didn't slow down with him, I was still going about 110km/h before that moment), cross the white lines and blast by the fagot between the lanes like if he was standing still, while I was doing only 130km/h. I lost sight of him from my rearview at that exact moment and never saw that gay blue neon appear there again. Fucking owned :icon19:
