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I couldn't help but laugh my ass off at the absurdity of this.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/06/08/plane. ... index.html

My first thought after reading the headline was that maybe she was about to pick up a cricket paddle and hole up in the local pub to start killing some zombies. :lol:

Lol! Thats good! :lol:

"..The leg, with hip and spine attached,.."

ooh, that's gotta hurt.

Note to self: don't stow away in the wheel well of an airplane.

riddla wrote:You'd freeze or die of asphyxiation before being ripped in half anyhow.

Well at least that's comforting...

Canis wrote:

riddla wrote:You'd freeze or die of asphyxiation before being ripped in half anyhow.

Well at least that's comforting...

:lol:

but holy crap, it would scare the bejesus out of me if I found something like that in my yard

riddla wrote:You'd freeze or die of asphyxiation before being ripped in half anyhow.

Uh, no. They tend to retract the gear before they climb to 30,000 feet.

Nightshade wrote:

riddla wrote:You'd freeze or die of asphyxiation before being ripped in half anyhow.

Uh, no. They tend to retract the gear before they climb to 30,000 feet.

While that is true... they don't tend to pressurize the landing gear compartments like the rest of the plane. Unless you mean that he was killed when the gear was first retracted, keeping all the parts inside until the landing approach.

I would have named it, 'Half Harry' and buried it in my most hated neighbors garden. Then when the opportunity is right, I'd phone the police anonymously and rat on my cunt neighbor.

It won't stick, but at least I could take his picture while he was getting arrested in front of his kids. :icon14:

:lol:

Strictly a class move.

ugh, boned and fileted like a fish. The other leg was hanging from the wheel well. Bglddgh. He should have just gone to mexico and run across the border.

Eraser wrote:

Canis wrote:

riddla wrote:You'd freeze or die of asphyxiation before being ripped in half anyhow.

Well at least that's comforting...

:lol:

but holy crap, it would scare the bejesus out of me if I found something like that in my yard

wtf is a bejesus? and why the fuck did you have one of those in you in the first place? crazy dutch :icon26:

feedback wrote:http://theonion.com/opinion/index.php?issue=4122

An excellent article. :icon14:

feedback wrote:http://theonion.com/opinion/index.php?issue=4122

reassuring stuff

mjrpes wrote:

Eraser wrote:

Canis wrote: Well at least that's comforting...

:lol:

but holy crap, it would scare the bejesus out of me if I found something like that in my yard

wtf is a bejesus? and why the fuck did you have one of those in you in the first place? crazy dutch :icon26:

dictionary wrote: be·je·sus ( P ) Pronunciation Key (b-jzs, -j-)
n. Slang
Used as an intensive: The bear scared the bejesus out of us.


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its a yank thing..

feedback wrote:http://theonion.com/opinion/index.php?issue=4122

Ha

riddla wrote:

Nightshade wrote:

riddla wrote:You'd freeze or die of asphyxiation before being ripped in half anyhow.

Uh, no. They tend to retract the gear before they climb to 30,000 feet.

Uh, assumption on exactly where they guy was when the gear retracted.

No. If he was in a position to be killed by the gear retracting, it would have happened immediately. He'd survive for a little while, otherwise.

doesnt govnah arnie comute to the office like that ?

or ami remembering it wrong?

feedback wrote:http://theonion.com/opinion/index.php?issue=4122

holy crap.

heh i hope that ain't based on a real event.