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Oh dear oh dear

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 8:30 am
by Don Carlos
NEWS FLASH

Rambo coming out of retirement

The red bandanna and the hunter's knife are back: Sylvester Stallone is set to reprise his role as Vietnam vet John Rambo, 17 years after his last outing.
Miramax/Dimension Films have sold Rambo IV's movie rights to a different production company, clearing the way for filming to start next January in Bulgaria, India and the US.

Stallone, now 58, will don combat trousers for a fourth time, this time to slug it out against American white supremacists bent on killing his wife and daughter. In the new film, the grunting killing machine has turned middle-class family man and has "assimilated into the tapestry of America," according Stallone, who is also the movie's scriptwriter. He promises a film in the vein of Straw Dogs and Deliverance.

Since he was last seen taking on the Soviet army alongside Afghan mujihadeen in Rambo III, our hero has continued toiling for the American military. However, workplace stress has forced him to leave the big city for a quiet, rural life. Unfortunately, local racists dislike the fact that a part-Navajo man has moved into their area, and so kidnap Rambo's 10-year-old daughter, forcing dad to set up a rescue operation.
If Rambo IV is successful, there could even be more Rambo films in the pipeline. "It's a franchise," said Avi Lerner, chairman of studio Nu Image/Millennium Films, "If No. 4 works, then you have a No. 5."

In a statement, Stallone said: "I've signed the deal and I have the old headband, machine gun and bow and arrow ready to go. I am looking forward to showing movie fans the real action hero again."

The Rocky star is keeping himself busy these days. Last week, it was announced that he would write and direct a biopic of the American writer Edgar Allan Poe. He is also due to shoot a film based on his own screenplay about the murders of rap stars Tupac Shakur and Notorious B.I.G.

http://film.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0 ... 78,00.html

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 8:31 am
by rep
I read it's going to be called RAMBO IV: HOLY WAR

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 8:41 am
by Grudge
lol, sounds just like Commando

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 8:43 am
by Ryoki
Heheh the stoyline sounds completely unoriginal :icon14:

It would have been much better if he'd go back to Afghanistan to mercilessly slay all his former mujahideen allies under the guise of The War Against Terror (TWAT).

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 9:02 am
by Eraser
lol, so the next one is Rambo V: Grandpa's return?

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 9:06 am
by saturn
He's gonna write and direct a biopic of Edgar Allan Poe? BLASPHEMY :mad:

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 9:06 am
by Dave
Grandpa could kick your ass

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 9:21 am
by o'dium
He's also doing another rocky isn't he, where his wife is dead in that too...

Everybody ELSE is dead Stallone. HINT HINT?

Re: Oh dear oh dear

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:14 am
by Geebs
Don Carlos wrote:in the vein of Straw Dogs
That film was the second worst piece of shit I ever saw.

Irony: this is the man who starred in "Freeze! Or my mom will shoot"

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 4:13 pm
by Duhard
Stallone is my hero...ppl used to call me John J. when I was destroying egos and getting banned from North America servers.

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 4:18 pm
by Billy Bellend
i liked the movie oscar alot really

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 4:19 pm
by losCHUNK
i thought his face fell off after rocky

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 4:19 pm
by Tormentius
o'dium wrote:He's also doing another rocky isn't he, where his wife is dead in that too...

Everybody ELSE is dead Stallone. HINT HINT?
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