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Florida Man
Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2021 4:58 am
by xer0s
In this thread, we will celebrate the great state of Florida!
Here’s a great example:
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local ... riff-says/
MOUNT DORA, Fla. – Two men are behind bars after what deputies say was a grave robbery for ritualistic purposes, targeting veterans’ burial sites “because the spirit is much stronger in a hero.”
Re: Florida Man
Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2021 5:09 am
by scared?
Lol Gramps has lost it...
Re: Florida Man
Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2021 11:37 pm
by xer0s
Another Florida patriot!
https://globalnews.ca/news/7565757/flor ... -arrested/
Federal agents also arrested Adam Christian Johnson, whose photo as he smiled and waved as he carried off House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s lectern also went viral. Johnson, of Parrish, Florida, also streamed live video on Facebook of himself as he walked the halls of the Capitol, according to the Tampa Bay Times.
Re: Florida Man
Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2021 11:48 pm
by Transient
So nice of them to post selfies and shit, making law enforcement's job all the easier.

Re: Florida Man
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2021 12:40 am
by xer0s
Florida is winning!
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local ... utType=amp
ORLANDO, Fla. – A Central Florida man was among those arrested Wednesday after Trump supporters breached the U.S. Capitol in what police called “criminal riotous behavior.”
Michael Curzio, of Summerfield, was arrested by U.S. Capitol Police on a charge of unlawful entry.
Details about Curzio’s activity inside the Capitol were not immediately known.
According to online records, Curzio served eight years in prison on a charge of attempted first-degree murder. He was released from prison in February 2019, records show.
Capitol Police arrested five others, including John Anderson, of St. Augustine, and Matthew Council, of Riverview, Florida.
Re: Florida Man
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2021 8:09 pm
by xer0s
Here’s one that hits a little too close to home for us. I hope Jules doesn’t see this...
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/nation ... story.html
Federal officials are investigating after a manatee was discovered in Florida with the word “Trump” scraped into its back.
The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service is investigating the incident as harassment of a threatened or protected species. The animal was found with the carving over the weekend in the Blue Hole on the Homosassa River, about 90 miles west of Orlando, according to the Citrus County Chronicle.
Re: Florida Man
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2021 8:38 pm
by Transient
:ducky:
Re: Florida Man
Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2021 9:40 am
by Don Carlos
xer0s wrote:Here’s one that hits a little too close to home for us. I hope Jules doesn’t see this...
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/nation ... story.html
Federal officials are investigating after a manatee was discovered in Florida with the word “Trump” scraped into its back.
The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service is investigating the incident as harassment of a threatened or protected species. The animal was found with the carving over the weekend in the Blue Hole on the Homosassa River, about 90 miles west of Orlando, according to the Citrus County Chronicle.
That's fucking disgusting :miffed: :miffed: :miffed:
Re: Florida Man
Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2021 12:09 pm
by raw
xer0s wrote:Here’s one that hits a little too close to home for us. I hope Jules doesn’t see this...
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/nation ... story.html
Federal officials are investigating after a manatee was discovered in Florida with the word “Trump” scraped into its back.
The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service is investigating the incident as harassment of a threatened or protected species. The animal was found with the carving over the weekend in the Blue Hole on the Homosassa River, about 90 miles west of Orlando, according to the Citrus County Chronicle.
This one enrages me!
Re: Florida Man
Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2021 6:54 pm
by seremtan
someone call Aldo Raine...

Re: Florida Man
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2021 3:09 am
by [xeno]Julios
Fake news.
The manatee in question is a trump supporter and consented - nay,
demanded that the name be carved into it.
xer0s wrote:Here’s one that hits a little too close to home for us. I hope Jules doesn’t see this...
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/nation ... story.html
Federal officials are investigating after a manatee was discovered in Florida with the word “Trump” scraped into its back.
The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service is investigating the incident as harassment of a threatened or protected species. The animal was found with the carving over the weekend in the Blue Hole on the Homosassa River, about 90 miles west of Orlando, according to the Citrus County Chronicle.
Re: Florida Man
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2021 3:49 am
by xer0s
Well that just seems ridiculous. But how can I argue with someone who has been so intimate with this bulbous marine animal...