army replaces hummers with minivans...PWNED?
Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 6:09 pm
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 6:14 pm
not bad
Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 6:16 pm
how is that funny? thats a good thing, thats saving you yank ass's Tax's...
Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 6:17 pm
Wonder if they're easier to weld bits of scrap metal to.
Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 6:18 pm
"The minivan: Soccer-mom tested, U.S. Army approved."
Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 6:23 pm
considering the rate the H2's are selling around here and the frequency that i see them, it all makes sense now.
Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 6:26 pm
big 22's and 24's are commonplace in PHX
wish i would have had my cam on me two nights ago when i spied a stretch limo hummer on the freeway. dumb.
wish i would have had my cam on me two nights ago when i spied a stretch limo hummer on the freeway. dumb.
Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 6:37 pm
and they're made in Canada 
Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 6:40 pm
i had no idea.
Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 7:16 pm
This is great news for Goof. With all his domestic manbitch minivan driving experience, he'll be a hot commodity for the Army.
Wait until they offer you a signing bonus, though.
Wait until they offer you a signing bonus, though.
Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 7:51 pm
Those minivans are gonna get beat to shit in no time.
Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 9:37 pm
I saw one that was pearlescent white, with these giant wheels. (Totally custom, must have been 28s. They were much bigger than 24s, don't think they were 26s. They were slow-spinners too.) There were at least five LCD TVs inside, and it was pretty loud. The license plate said "BIG TYMR."+JuggerNaut+ wrote:big 22's and 24's are commonplace in PHX
Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 9:54 pm
Sweet. This will mean less car bombings of coalition forces due to the fact that their vehicles will now blend in with all the Iraqi soccer moms driving around.
Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 9:58 pm
pro playa fo shorep wrote:I saw one that was pearlescent white, with these giant wheels. (Totally custom, must have been 28s. They were much bigger than 24s, don't think they were 26s. They were slow-spinners too.) There were at least five LCD TVs inside, and it was pretty loud. The license plate said "BIG TYMR."+JuggerNaut+ wrote:big 22's and 24's are commonplace in PHX
Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 10:10 pm
i like these answers from the white house briefing today...did u know we were invited and did not invade iraq or afghanistan?
Q The other day -- in fact, this week, you said that we, the United States, is in Afghanistan and Iraq by invitation. Would you like to correct that incredible distortion of American history --
MR. McCLELLAN: No, we are -- that's where we currently --
Q -- in view of your credibility is already mired? How can you say that?
MR. McCLELLAN: Helen, I think everyone in this room knows that you're taking that comment out of context. There are two democratically-elected governments in Iraq and --
Q We're we invited into Iraq?
MR. McCLELLAN: There are two democratically-elected governments now in Iraq and Afghanistan, and we are there at their invitation. They are sovereign governments, and we are there today --
Q You mean if they had asked us out, that we would have left?
MR. McCLELLAN: No, Helen, I'm talking about today. We are there at their invitation. They are sovereign governments --
Q I'm talking about today, too.
MR. McCLELLAN: -- and we are doing all we can to train and equip their security forces so that they can provide for their own security as they move forward on a free and democratic future.
Q Did we invade those countries?
MR. McCLELLAN: Go ahead, Steve.
lol...
Q The other day -- in fact, this week, you said that we, the United States, is in Afghanistan and Iraq by invitation. Would you like to correct that incredible distortion of American history --
MR. McCLELLAN: No, we are -- that's where we currently --
Q -- in view of your credibility is already mired? How can you say that?
MR. McCLELLAN: Helen, I think everyone in this room knows that you're taking that comment out of context. There are two democratically-elected governments in Iraq and --
Q We're we invited into Iraq?
MR. McCLELLAN: There are two democratically-elected governments now in Iraq and Afghanistan, and we are there at their invitation. They are sovereign governments, and we are there today --
Q You mean if they had asked us out, that we would have left?
MR. McCLELLAN: No, Helen, I'm talking about today. We are there at their invitation. They are sovereign governments --
Q I'm talking about today, too.
MR. McCLELLAN: -- and we are doing all we can to train and equip their security forces so that they can provide for their own security as they move forward on a free and democratic future.
Q Did we invade those countries?
MR. McCLELLAN: Go ahead, Steve.
lol...