Quake3World

So, all the past 2 weeks i have been eatting really
healthy with probotic active yoghurts in the morning
with wholemeal toast n stuff. Good food in the day
and eating not too late.

I have found my fart output has gone up 1000% and
i shit logs for Britain. Its madness. Do you think its
all the unhealthy food i was eating comin out of meh?

if the farts stink

Don Carlos wrote: i shit logs for Britain

One for queen, and country.

cleansing.

Don Carlos wrote:I have found my fart output has gone up 1000% and i shit logs for Britain.

This is a bad thing how?

Just let rip and fuck global warming :icon31:

i eat healthy a lot too along with working out and stuff, i fart and shit more too. it sucks but being in shape is worth it.

of course i cheat here and there.. and there and here again lol.. but for the most part i do my best. it is hard to resist temptation tho

the more fiber you eat, the more farting you'll get.

im vegetarian and live on beer, tofu, rice and pasta

i shit about 4 times a day.
i shit at will, i can hold it all day if needed, or take a dump
whenever i have a spare moment.

seremtan wrote:

Don Carlos wrote:I have found my fart output has gone up 1000% and i shit logs for Britain.

This is a bad thing how?

Just let rip and fuck global warming :icon31:

what if he had a little "accident?"

ATTENTION: THE FOLLOWING IS A DRAMATIZATION

Don Carlos: i gotta go dude
DoomBrain: why?
DC: its an emergency!
DB: what?
DC: i sharted dude
DB: whats that?
DC: sharted
DB: huh?
DC: i farted and some shit came out

horton wrote:i shit at will, i can hold it all day if needed, or take a dump whenever i have a spare moment.

Frued would say that you have an anal fixation that you pleasure at will.

honushi shits himself

I stopped eating healthy because of the farting and the diarrhea.