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If unicorns don't exist...

Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 2:33 pm
by seremtan
...how can they have horns?

Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 2:44 pm
by FlamingTP
they dont moron.

Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 4:54 pm
by seremtan
Looks like the :dork: is catching.

Re: If unicorns don't exist...

Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 4:55 pm
by Survivor
seremtan wrote:...how can they have horns?
If unicorns don't exist then their horns don't exist. Since they both don't exist a unicorn can have a horn.

Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 5:08 pm
by FlamingTP
How can it have a horn if it doesn't exist oh wise one?

Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 5:09 pm
by Survivor
Because the horn doesn't exist either

Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 9:38 pm
by seremtan
FlamingTP wrote:How can it have a horn if it doesn't exist oh wise one?
That was my original question, kohai :dork:

Re: If unicorns don't exist...

Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 9:44 pm
by seremtan
Survivor wrote:
seremtan wrote:...how can they have horns?
If unicorns don't exist then their horns don't exist. Since they both don't exist a unicorn can have a horn.
Exactly. A non-existent thing can have any property, so long as it's logically possible. Paul Atreides can be the kwisatz haderach. Frodo can have pointy ears. Duke's girlfriend can have a third nipple. And so on.

Believe it or not this was a question in an old Oxford entrance exam paper.

Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 9:47 pm
by FlamingTP
wonderful grammar there Mr. Oxford. :lol:

Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 10:41 pm
by losCHUNK
and there was me thinking this was qwfix and not the dictionary

ffs if your gunna use grammar flames atleast do it somewhere that may actually give 2 shits about it

Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 5:49 am
by Keep It Real
losCHUNK wrote:and there was me thinking this was qwfix and not the dictionary

ffs if your gunna use grammar flames atleast do it somewhere that may actually give 2 shits about it
this forum has a pm function

Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 6:36 am
by +JuggerNaut+
let's start another tower! :!:

Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 8:27 am
by phantasmagoria
old!

Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 9:13 am
by seremtan
FlamingTP wrote:wonderful grammar there Mr. Oxford. :lol:
Don't start your :dork: on me, chump.

Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 9:14 am
by seremtan
Keep It Real wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:and there was me thinking this was qwfix and not the dictionary

ffs if your gunna use grammar flames atleast do it somewhere that may actually give 2 shits about it
this forum has a pm function
If I get grammar flames from Duke via PM I'm coming over there...

Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 1:15 pm
by Survivor
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:let's start another tower! :!:
wtf :paranoid:

Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 1:46 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
FlamingTP wrote:wonderful grammar there Mr. Oxford. :lol:
His grammar is consistently better than yours dumbdumb.

Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 5:19 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
phantasmagoria wrote:old!
oh, i know, right? :icon31:

Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 5:45 pm
by FlamingTP
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:
FlamingTP wrote:wonderful grammar there Mr. Oxford. :lol:
His grammar is consistently better than yours dumbdumb.
it's dumb-dumb moron. :lol:

Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 5:49 pm
by Fjoggs
oh christ.

Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 6:08 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
FlamingTP wrote:
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:
FlamingTP wrote:wonderful grammar there Mr. Oxford. :lol:
His grammar is consistently better than yours dumbdumb.
it's dumb-dumb moron. :lol:
:lol: you sure are, mate :lol:

Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 6:09 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
Fjoggs wrote:oh christ.

Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 7:49 pm
by seremtan
FlamingTP wrote:
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:
FlamingTP wrote:wonderful grammar there Mr. Oxford. :lol:
His grammar is consistently better than yours dumbdumb.
it's dumb-dumb moron. :lol:
Actually it's dum-dum, or in your case :dork:-:dork: