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Sexercise

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2017 2:37 pm
by lars63
Sexercise: 657 reasons why the ultimate workout happens between the sheets

How's your New Year gym membership going? Been once, maybe twice? Given it up as a bad idea but forgotten to cancel the direct debit or still thinking about going next week? That’s how it normally works. As the Oscar-winning screenwriter Sonya Levien put it, "Good intentions are not enough. They've never put an onion in the soup yet."
Which is to say, it’s action that counts and, unless you are really wedded to that cross trainer, I am the bearer of good news. 
There are 657 muscles in the human body. According to new research from Upbeat Active, sending a text uses 38 of them, the quick sprint for the bus this morning pressed 99 into action, while a golf drive needs 137 (there are no stats available for muscles used whilst searching for your ball in the rough or throwing your Callaway Big Bertha Alpha 816 driver into the water hazard). Read More:

  http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/active/s ... ns-sheets/

Re: Sexercise

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2017 2:37 pm
by lars63
Time to hit the bedroom boys and girls, forget that gym,(LOL).

Re: Sexercise

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2017 2:40 pm
by MKJ
so how many reps have you done today, lars?

Re: Sexercise

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2017 2:45 pm
by scared?
He can't hear u...

Re: Sexercise

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:50 pm
by lars63
MKJ wrote:so how many reps have you done today, lars?
Unfortunately I've done none :( As soon as I find out which aisle of Walmart they sell sweet young things on that will change :)

Re: Sexercise

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:51 pm
by lars63
scared? wrote:He can't hear u...
(sigh) you're picking on the old guy again. It's back in the corner for you. (grin)

Re: Sexercise

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2017 7:11 pm
by Eraser
Relax lars, you're still twice the man Geoff is

Re: Sexercise

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2017 7:34 pm
by Captain
lars63 wrote:As soon as I find out which aisle of Walmart they sell sweet young things on that will change :)
Pedo alert

Re: Sexercise

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2017 7:38 pm
by Eraser
Captain Mazda wrote:
lars63 wrote:As soon as I find out which aisle of Walmart they sell sweet young things on that will change :)
Pedo alert
Lars is at least 103 years old, so your grandma probably still counts as a sweet young thing

Re: Sexercise

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2017 10:57 pm
by Whiskey 7
Eraser wrote: Lars is at least 103 years old, so your grandma probably still counts as a sweet young thing
:olo:

Re: Sexercise

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2017 1:02 am
by lars63
I will have you know I'm a spry 68 going on 69, now introduce me to your grandma :D

Re: Sexercise

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2017 1:51 am
by Transient
:alert: :alert: :alert:

Re: Sexercise

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2017 4:13 am
by scared?
Old ppl got, no reason
Old ppl got, no reason
Old ppl got, no reason
Old ppl got, no reason to live... :olo: ...