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Q3W Dutch0s
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 4:39 am
by Captain
Begroeting! I have an 11-hour layover in Amsterdam next Wednesday, who wants to meet up for some hairy man-love? I'd like to see the city but it'd be more fun doing it with some cloggos. I understand it's the middle of the work week but I'm sure the windmills and clog factories will be fine even if you skip out for a few hours.
Tot ziens!
Re: Q3W Dutch0s
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 6:20 am
by MKJ
I'm actually leaving Thailand that day so won't work.
Re: Q3W Dutch0s
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 6:26 am
by scared?
HOMO ALERT!!!...
Re: Q3W Dutch0s
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 6:33 am
by Don Carlos
I see MKJ is being a dick again *grumble*
Starting to wonder if he's Erasers alt....
Re: Q3W Dutch0s
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 7:03 am
by Eraser
Dammn, busted
Re: Q3W Dutch0s
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:16 am
by Ryoki
Bad timing... My girlfriend and me just had a kid. He's about three and a half hours old now.
Re: Q3W Dutch0s
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:24 am
by MKJ
xoxo sir
Re: Q3W Dutch0s
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:39 am
by Eraser
congrats ryoki!
Re: Q3W Dutch0s
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:29 am
by Ryoki
Thanks guys

Re: Q3W Dutch0s
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:46 am
by phantasmagoria
Gay!
Re: Q3W Dutch0s
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:46 am
by phantasmagoria
congrats sir
Re: Q3W Dutch0s
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:17 pm
by Doombrain
Ryoki wrote:Bad timing... My girlfriend and me just had a kid. He's about three and a half hours old now.
Well done and I hope Dutch hospitals don't treat men in the labour wards the way the English do.

Re: Q3W Dutch0s
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:22 pm
by MKJ
He wouldn't know.
Re: Q3W Dutch0s
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 1:02 pm
by Don Carlos
Ryoki wrote:Bad timing... My girlfriend and me just had a kid. He's about three and a half hours old now.
Congrats Mr Lover Lover
Re: Q3W Dutch0s
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:31 pm
by PhoeniX
Ryoki wrote:Bad timing... My girlfriend and me just had a kid. He's about three and a half hours old now.
Girlfriend? You had a child out of wedlock?
(congrats!)
Re: Q3W Dutch0s
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:49 pm
by plained
congrats
Re: Q3W Dutch0s
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:52 pm
by YourGrandpa
PhoeniX wrote:Girlfriend? You had a child out of wedlock?
(congrats!)
Committed enough for kids but not marriage.
Sounds like a solid foundation to begin raising a child.
Congrats...

Re: Q3W Dutch0s
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:17 pm
by Eraser
Marriage is as superficial as it can get.
Sign the dotted line. Congrats, you are now married until one of you decides to undo this contract, for which there are all sorts of legal solutions and facilities to help you out with that.
Getting a kid? Well, congrats, you now have a responsibility for life that you will never be able to undo.
Who's kidding himself?
Re: Q3W Dutch0s
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:20 pm
by Eraser
I doubt it does
Re: Q3W Dutch0s
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:25 pm
by seremtan
gr8 b8 m8
Re: Q3W Dutch0s
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 9:52 pm
by Captain
Congrats on the baby karot you filthy dutch bastard!
YourGrandpa wrote:Committed enough for kids but not marriage.
Sounds like a solid foundation to begin raising a child.
Congrats...

rofl, coming from someone who got divorced by a Florida bushpig.
Re: Q3W Dutch0s
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:17 pm
by shaft
Ryoki wrote:Bad timing... My girlfriend and me just had a kid. He's about three and a half hours old now.
congrats!
Re: Q3W Dutch0s
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:45 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
Congratulations Ryoki! Judging you by how you come off on an interweb forum, I feel you will be a great dad.
Re: Q3W Dutch0s
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 12:49 am
by Doombrain
YourGrandpa wrote:PhoeniX wrote:Girlfriend? You had a child out of wedlock?
(congrats!)
Committed enough for kids but not marriage.
Sounds like a solid foundation to begin raising a child.
Congrats...

Lol, wow
Re: Q3W Dutch0s
Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2017 2:16 pm
by Ryoki
@ Gramps,

what? I suspect this is a cultural difference, not getting married and having kids is very normal here. See Eraser's post for the rationale.
@ Doombrain, MKJ is correct but i'm intruiged, what do you mean?
@ Memph, not sure if that's a genuine question and if this is an answer to it... but gender wise he can do whatever he wants, if he turns out to be a flaming queer later on that's totally fine by me of course - i'll be fucking proud of him no matter what
@ rest thanks again, jesus this is quite the experience. All i can say at this stage is that all the cliches are true.
@ Mazda, shit son, would have enjoyed meeting you but it'll have to be another time. I suggest you check out some museums during your stay, especially the Stedelijk and/or Foam - pretty sure you'll enjoy those. The Van Gogh is also good, i've always felt i didn't truly understand his work until i saw it for reals. If you plan to see more than just a few places i advise you rent bikes, it's the proper way to see Amsterdam. But public transportation in the city and from the airport is also excellent. For quality beers go for local breweries such as
http://oedipus.com/, you can safely skip most of the tourist shit in the centre. Hope you enjoy your stay and if you have any questions let me know
