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fuck u...

Nah man fuck u.

Queenies cool. HBD mein fuhrer !

Don't be a slag she's given away more of her empire than you've donated to the black kid with no shoes.

HBD Lilibet!

You Sir are some weeks late: wasn't she born April 21st?
But even if she's not my queen: imo she was quite pretty as a young lady...

This is her official Royal birthday son. She has two!

You know who else had 2 birthdays ?

Jesus. Just saying.

What a sexy photo, look at that royal fineness fixin' a truck of some sort - she's totally down with us pleebians. I'd Lilibet the shit out of her!

Mate, you'd be fighting someone called the Duke for that ass.

Guess that's the nickname of the truck, like that car in the dukes of hazard? I'm not afraid, it looks broken down.

Pretty sure that's not the name of the car in Dukes of Hazzard.

Happy Birthday Queeny

MKJ wrote:Pretty sure that's not the name of the car in Dukes of Hazzard.

You actually watched that shit back in the day? Shame on you man, that's terrible.

Meet the Duke

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You gonna fight a GoT character ?, you best carry a cross bow and catch him on the bog

Ryoki wrote:

MKJ wrote:Pretty sure that's not the name of the car in Dukes of Hazzard.

You actually watched that shit back in the day? Shame on you man, that's terrible.

fuck u it was a great show

losCHUNK wrote:Meet the Duke

That's nice, was that taken in one of Trump's hotels?

They're on the dole (benefits), they get by.

Ryoki wrote:What a sexy photo, look at that royal fineness fixin' a truck of some sort - she's totally down with us pleebians. I'd Lilibet the shit out of her!

Yeah man. She was a fuckin' ambulance driver and a mechanic in WWII. That's some badassery right there. I love Queeny.

That's pretty hardcore & i approve of that.

I'm guessing that Duke character was also some sort of heroic badass in his time, look at all those medals! He must have stormed a beach in Normandy all by himself.

Ohhh

She also told Thatcher to get to fuck when she supported apartheid, being one of the first to greet Mandela the terrorist upon release. She actually put her public position in jeopardy with that one. In the 60s she toured South Africa n all, engaging with the black population, dancing with a black president which obviously made the South African whites lose their shit. This was in the 60s man, when black Africans were blamed for everything by everyone.

As for the Duke... Well


On 10 June 1921 on the island of Corfu, a Greek prince and Battenberg princess gave birth to a son – Prince Philip of Greece and Denmark.

Following a Greek anti-royalist coup the family was rescued by Britain’s Royal Navy, with the 18-month-old prince ferried to safety in an orange box. A spell in Paris saw his mother institutionalised, placed in an asylum after being diagnosed with schizophrenia, and his father moved to a small flat in Monte Carlo leaving him to move between German and English families. After leaving Gordonstoun in 1939, only a year after his sisters death in a plane crash, Prince Philip joined the Royal Navy, graduating the next year from the Royal Naval College as the best cadet in his course. He continued to serve in the British forces, while two of his brothers-in-law, Prince Christopher of Hesse and Berthold, Margrave of Baden, fought on the opposing German side. He was commissioned as a midshipman in January 1940. Philip spent four months on the battleship HMS Ramillies, protecting convoys of the Australian Expeditionary Force in the Indian Ocean, followed by shorter postings on HMS Kent, on HMS Shropshire and in Ceylon (now Sri Lanka). After the invasion of Greece by Italy in October 1940, he was transferred from the Indian Ocean to the battleship HMS Valiant in the Mediterranean Fleet.

Among other engagements, Philip was involved in the Battle of Crete, and was mentioned in despatches for his service during the Battle of Cape Matapan, in which he controlled the battleship's searchlights. He was also awarded the Greek War Cross of Valour. Duties of lesser glory included stoking the boilers of the troop transport ship RMS Empress of Russia. He was promoted to sub-lieutenant after a series of courses at Portsmouth in which he gained the top grade in four out of five sections of the qualifying examination. In June 1942, he was appointed to the V and W class destroyer and flotilla leader HMS Wallace, which was involved in convoy escort tasks on the east coast of Britain, as well as the allied invasion of Sicily.

Promotion to lieutenant followed on 16 July 1942. In October of the same year he became first lieutenant of HMS Wallace, at 21 years old one of the youngest first lieutenants in the Royal Navy. During the invasion of Sicily, in July 1943, as second in command of HMS Wallace, he saved his ship from a night bomber attack. He devised a plan to launch a raft with smoke floats that successfully distracted the bombers allowing the ship to slip away unnoticed. In 1944, he moved on to the new destroyer, HMS Whelp, where he saw service with the British Pacific Fleet in the 27th Destroyer Flotilla. He was present in Tokyo Bay when the instrument of Japanese surrender was signed. In January 1946, Philip returned to the United Kingdom on the Whelp, and was posted as an instructor at HMS Royal Arthur, the Petty Officers' School in Corsham, Wiltshire.

Then he met our Queenie

edit: sorry for the pasta, I tried condensing it and making it sound legit.

if he's not on badass of the week, he's not all that.

Churchill was on there and he sat on his arse.

phantasmagoria wrote:This is her official Royal birthday son. She has two!

I am definitely too old to be your son...

Happy Birthday!

earth ey!