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Large Hadron Collider is broken
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 11:28 pm
by Whiskey 7
A small mammal has sabotaged the world's most powerful scientific instrument.
The Large Hadron Collider, a 17-mile superconducting machine designed to smash protons together at close to the speed of light, went offline overnight. Engineers investigating the mishap found the charred remains of a furry creature near a gnawed-through power cable.
Needs vermin proofing?
New Scientist
BBC
Re: Large Hadron Collider is broken
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 11:39 pm
by Transient
It seems that
Cyber Squirrel Ops have claimed another high value target.
Re: Large Hadron Collider is broken
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 11:41 pm
by Whiskey 7
Transient wrote:It seems that
Cyber Squirrel Ops have claimed another high value target.
Re: Large Hadron Collider is broken
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 11:56 pm
by SoM
read this earlier, poor weasel got it bad
Re: Large Hadron Collider is broken
Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2016 12:06 am
by seremtan
he died for science
Re: Large Hadron Collider is broken
Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2016 12:23 am
by Transient
He's with the Flying Spaghetti Monster, now...
Re: Large Hadron Collider is broken
Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2016 1:11 am
by SoM
weasel had such a large hardon it got sucked into a black hole
Re: Large Hadron Collider is broken
Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2016 2:43 am
by losCHUNK
An hero
Re: Large Hadron Collider is broken
Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2016 2:46 am
by SoM
maybe it was geoff, but he's already in a black hole, dang
Re: Large Hadron Collider is broken
Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2016 5:19 am
by ALMighty
SoM wrote:weasel had such a large hardon it got sucked into a black hole
alas, the media never report the true story