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Lol Ted Cruz...
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 5:11 pm
by scared?
Nice knowing chump... Typical Christian dipshit...
http://www.conservativeoutfitters.com/b ... ex-scandal
Re: Lol Ted Cruz...
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 5:42 pm
by scared?
Uh yeah it's over... Couldn't happen to a nicer guy...
http://theconservativetreehouse.com/201 ... z-affairs/
Re: Lol Ted Cruz...
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 5:58 pm
by Eraser
Like a House of Cards episode yeah? He could use his own Doug and Seth right now I reckon
Re: Lol Ted Cruz...
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 6:03 pm
by Eraser
The shitty thing about this way of reporting is that it no longer matters if it's true or not: the damage is already done. And not just to Cruz himself, if any of the alleged mistresses have been misidentified by teh interwebs then they are marked for life as well.
Re: Lol Ted Cruz...
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 6:19 pm
by seremtan
"marked for life" - as someone who let Ted Cruz get his clammy, creepy hands on them
Re: Lol Ted Cruz...
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 6:52 pm
by mrd
Ted Cruz is a reptilian shape-shifter if I ever saw one, god damn.
Re: Lol Ted Cruz...
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 6:55 pm
by plained
geez ey u dont say?
wouldnt the current logic dictate to ostracize all who supported him?
Re: Lol Ted Cruz...
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 6:57 pm
by Transient
Yeah, this is slimy for everyone involved. Slimy journalism, slimy politicians, slimy coverup.
Re: Lol Ted Cruz...
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 7:13 pm
by Eraser
plained wrote:
wouldnt the current logic dictate to ostracize all who supported him?
To be fair, nobody knew about this. I bet this is carrier ending for him now
Re: Lol Ted Cruz...
Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 7:46 pm
by plained
uh plenty of people new.
the very first second i seen him...
lyin ted
Re: Lol Ted Cruz...
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 2:18 am
by scared?
John Edwards, Tiger, Jesse Jackson... Partially showing the women involved... They got the goods on him... He's toast...
Re: Lol Ted Cruz...
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 9:39 am
by seremtan
Eraser wrote:carrier ending
he has his own aircraft carrier?
shiiiiiiiieeeeeet
Re: Lol Ted Cruz...
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 10:00 am
by Eraser
Yeah, the USS Shitbag
Re: Lol Ted Cruz...
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 3:08 pm
by scared?
Anonymous is giving him until 11:11PM on Sunday to come clean or else...
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/03 ... ald-trump/
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Re: Lol Ted Cruz...
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 3:41 pm
by xer0s
Isn't Ted from Texas?
Re: Lol Ted Cruz...
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 3:49 pm
by scared?
Yeah... He's the guy I voted against...
Re: Lol Ted Cruz...
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 4:29 pm
by seremtan
The only thing @TedCruz eats is in between the legs of the prostitute he was with
no amount of mental scrubbing can remove that image
Re: Lol Ted Cruz...
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 1:35 pm
by DooMer
One of them is apparently Katrina Pierson who is TERRIBLE.
Re: Lol Ted Cruz...
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 1:51 pm
by xer0s
Terrible, but fairly attractive. Reptilian Teddy slithered all over that ass...
Re: Lol Ted Cruz...
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 2:46 pm
by losCHUNK
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RIP fatman
