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Oy doombrain
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 10:34 pm
by DRuM
See, I told you I was better looking than you and I also told you I get awesome girlfriends. I don't even look 37 in that passport picture, more like 27. What will you look like at 37..
That girlfriend of yours is a right rough looking ugly tart. Look at this gorgeous ozzie bird I was shafting. :lol: She was in love with me and I eventually tossed her aside to make room for others. Yours doesn't even begin to compare. And I've had tons of girls like this one. If you want more proof, I've got a photo album of them. Owned :lol:
Been sunbathing all day , hence the heat coming off my face, not to mention the blowjob I just got before that pic.
:lol:
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 10:47 pm
by dzjepp
If anything, you remind me of Jeff Goldblum from 'the fly' days.
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 10:49 pm
by LeonardoP
that pic is obviously photoshopped, heres the original:

Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 10:50 pm
by dzjepp
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 10:56 pm
by DRuM
Haha, yeah, you're right dzjepp, I've been likened to him before. It's da jewish thang! :icon25:
Here's another. I'm 5' 11" and shes just very tall.

Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 11:02 pm
by YourGrandpa
Either she's 7 feet tall or you're a midget.
BTW, she's not all that. DB's chick is much cuter.
Sorry...

Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 11:04 pm
by dzjepp
Drum why are all your pics from the 80's? Don't you have anything recent?

Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 11:05 pm
by DRuM
I'm 5 11. No, db's chick is average looking at best.
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 11:06 pm
by sys0p
Someone post DB's bird, I forgot what she looks like
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 11:06 pm
by DRuM
dzjepp wrote:Drum why are all your pics from the 80's? Don't you have anything recent?

Yeah, I posted recent pics in GD.
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 11:14 pm
by reefsurfer
DRuM wrote:I'm 5 11. No, db's chick is average looking at best.
Get stronger glasses, because your "chick" looks average and not a % more.
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 11:17 pm
by DRuM
reefsurfer wrote:DRuM wrote:I'm 5 11. No, db's chick is average looking at best.
Get stronger glasses, because your "chick" looks average and not a % more.
Hahaha, you gotta be kidding me. She's fucking gorgeous :lol:
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 11:23 pm
by reefsurfer
DRuM wrote:
Hahaha, you gotta be kidding me. She's fucking gorgeous :lol:
ok..
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 11:34 pm
by DRuM
reefsurfer wrote:DRuM wrote:
Hahaha, you gotta be kidding me. She's fucking gorgeous :lol:
ok..
You must be plain fucking blind or jealous or just ass licking to look good in db's books. :lol:
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 1:24 am
by Testoclesius
YourGrandpa wrote:Either she's 7 feet tall or you're a midget.
BTW, she's not all that. DB's chick is much cuter.
Sorry...

fuck off nerdpa youve got no place commenting on womens looks considering that filthy looking minger youre shacked up with :lol:
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 1:42 am
by YourGrandpa
What would you know? You're just a gapped toothed, kangaroo humping abbo.
You'd cut your sack off with a sharpened rock your family uses to hunt for food, just to talk to a woman as hot as mine.
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 4:22 am
by Guest
Testoclesius wrote:YourGrandpa wrote:Either she's 7 feet tall or you're a midget.
BTW, she's not all that. DB's chick is much cuter.
Sorry...

fuck off nerdpa youve got no place commenting on womens looks considering that filthy looking minger youre shacked up with :lol:
Haha, your woman looks like something the dingos would kick off to the side with the kangaroo feces. Fucking crocodile spicoli.
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 4:23 am
by Guest
Oh wait, here comes the redneck, trailer trash, nascar watching ploy.
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 5:09 am
by RiffRaff
DB's girl = Bar whore skag
Drum's girl = someone you can plug and take home to mom.
My professional opinion. GJ Drum.
YGP. Has your personal life twisted your reality?
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 7:09 am
by Furtive
LeonardoP wrote:that pic is obviously photoshopped, heres the original:

:icon19: thats pretty funny and sick at the same time.
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 12:33 pm
by Testoclesius
YourGrandpa wrote:What would you know? You're just a gapped toothed, kangaroo humping abbo.
You'd cut your sack off with a sharpened rock your family uses to hunt for food, just to talk to a woman as hot as mine.
id know because im 1000 times the man you are and your "wife" wishes you could be :lol: a pile of dogshit would be preferable to talk to than that hideous beast you married :lol: not only would it be more attractive itd have more fucking brains too :lol:
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 12:34 pm
by Testoclesius
Scourge wrote:Testoclesius wrote:YourGrandpa wrote:Either she's 7 feet tall or you're a midget.
BTW, she's not all that. DB's chick is much cuter.
Sorry...

fuck off nerdpa youve got no place commenting on womens looks considering that filthy looking minger youre shacked up with :lol:
Haha, your woman looks like something the dingos would kick off to the side with the kangaroo feces. Fucking crocodile spicoli.
fuck off back to jerry springer you repulsive, tattooed nascar loving nergin :lol:
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 4:45 pm
by seremtan
btw your Aussie chick is better looking than that Pirates of the Caribbean reject Frockboy hangs on his arm.
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 5:53 pm
by Doombrain
sys0p wrote:Someone post DB's bird, I forgot what she looks like

Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 6:09 pm
by sys0p
Nice body, nice face, nice hair, what's drums problem?