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The real tanmaster...

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 1:40 am
by scared?
Went to the dermatologist today... Got nitrous blasted in various spots on the arms, neck and face for precancerous growths due to sun exposure.... Doctor was impressed with my tan even for winter and told me to take it easy... Sounds like I win hands down... :olo: ...

Re: The real tanmaster...

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 2:02 am
by Flex Donkey
Nitrous blasted for precancerous spots, lol what a pathetic tanning nub. You obviously don't have my advanced tanning genetics. :olo:

Re: The real tanmaster...

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 3:51 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
scared? wrote:Went to the dermatologist today... Got nitrous blasted in various spots on the arms, neck and face for precancerous growths due to sun exposure.... Doctor was impressed with my tan even for winter and told me to take it easy... Sounds like I win hands down... :olo: ...
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Re: The real tanmaster...

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 6:21 pm
by seremtan
great

Re: The real tanmaster...

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 5:25 am
by ForM
Retard posts about his "precancerous growths due to sun exposure".......

Claims his domination over every one else.

Retard fails to see his failure.

Death will be shriveled and long as he poops in diapers and piss's in a colostomy bag.

His Final DOMINATION.


Open your eyes ya dimwit. You fail on every level. Including Quake 3.

(HOWLES)

Re: The real tanmaster...

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 5:52 am
by Flex Donkey
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Re: The real tanmaster...

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 12:31 pm
by seremtan
i like how ForM drops by every once in a while just to get geoff's attention

it reminds me of the way mazda does the same trying to get mine :olo:

Re: The real tanmaster...

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 1:13 pm
by scared?
Form has a major crush on me... Understandable... :olo: ...

Re: The real tanmaster...

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 3:42 pm
by YourGrandpa
seremtan wrote:i like how ForM drops by every once in a while just to get geoff's attention

it reminds me of the way mazda does the same trying to get mine :olo:
Spazduh is a complete waste of time. He never has anything productive, interesting or funny to say. I surprised anyone still pays him any mind.

Re: The real tanmaster...

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 3:43 pm
by YourGrandpa
scared? wrote:Form has a major crush on me... Understandable... :olo: ...
Yeah he does seem to have a bit of a crush.

Re: The real tanmaster...

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 4:28 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
So you do gwamps, following geoff around trying to be buddy buddy with him all the time. Tell me, are you afraid of plained as your major competition?

Re: The real tanmaster...

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 4:58 pm
by YourGrandpa
Just because I'm not a ridiculously jealous dipshit that hates on every one of his posts, doesn't make me his buddy. At least he's funny and real. Which make him way more interesting than the majority of posters here. Besides, I hit him from time to time when I feel it's warranted.

Quit being such a jealous nerd and maybe your secret fantasy of having Goof as your best besty will come true.

Re: The real tanmaster...

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 5:01 pm
by Doombrain
Calm down, Ian.

Re: The real tanmaster...

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 5:44 pm
by Captain
seremtan wrote:i like how ForM drops by every once in a while just to get geoff's attention

it reminds me of the way mazda does the same trying to get mine :olo:
You're on this forum 24/7 skeletan, it's hard to take a step without your tongue up my ass :olo:

Re: The real tanmaster...

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 5:52 pm
by YourGrandpa
Doombrain wrote:Calm down, Ian.
Are you purposely this unfunny?

Re: The real tanmaster...

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 7:12 pm
by MKJ
Takeaways from this thread:

Geoff's so old he's getting liverspots. :olo:
'skeletan' :olo:

Re: The real tanmaster...

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 11:19 pm
by Flex Donkey
YourGrandpa wrote:Just because I'm not a ridiculously jealous dipshit that hates on every one of his posts, doesn't make me his buddy. At least he's funny and real. Which make him way more interesting than the majority of posters here. Besides, I hit him from time to time when I feel it's warranted.

Quit being such a jealous nerd and maybe your secret fantasy of having Goof as your best besty will come true.
Gotten to.

Re: The real tanmaster...

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 1:45 am
by YourGrandpa
You sure are, chump.

Re: The real tanmaster...

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 2:21 am
by Flex Donkey
no u

Re: The real tanmaster...

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 2:28 am
by scared?
I can just see it now... Lawl get his ass kicked by gramps... Tries to play it off with a hand shake and gramps delivers the fatal blow to end it.... :olo: ...

Re: The real tanmaster...

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 2:44 am
by Flex Donkey
Grow up.

Re: The real tanmaster...

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 2:45 pm
by seremtan
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Re: The real tanmaster...

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 3:45 pm
by PhoeniX
That's a pretty classy way of drinking coffee.

I can't stand ice, I'd have fallen over within the first second.

Re: The real tanmaster...

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 7:23 pm
by Doombrain
cool story bro.

Re: The real tanmaster...

Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2016 11:36 pm
by John^Rocker
I had a tan once, had it surgically removed following day